Kneepads (A Valentine's Day Song)

He didn't get me roses or a fancy box of chocolates
No no
He didn't get me jewelry, no he ain't got that wallet
Oh
This year my valentine walked up to me, I see he has a box for me
I open it, a brand new pair of knee pads
Oh it's just what I need babe
Some knee pads for my knees babe
Now I can get back shots wherever I want, oh
This is really so sweet babe
No I don't need no ring babe
You care about me and my knees so damn much, oh
Carpet, concrete, hardwood floors
Now when I get down on all fours
My knees ain't ever feeling sore
Cause I got padding that's for sure
The bank, the mall, the grocery store
You say the word and I'm all yours
I'll wear them out on every date
Oh baby thank you, this is great
Oh it's just what I need babe
Some knee pads for my knees babe
Now I can get back shots wherever I want, oh
This is really so sweet babe
No I don't need no ring babe
You care about me and my knees so damn much, oh
Babe I got you something too
It ain't no wallet watch or shoes
Oh can you just do me a favor
Will you sign these divorce papers