Herky Jerky

I was just playing
I was just playing man, you feel me
I'm with Faze Banks and Tom Hanks, we built like tanks
Baby I ain't from New York, but I need a yank
We bear fighting in the wild while I grill a frank
This ain't Raisin Canes no more, Ima bake a cake
Cup of flour, little bit of sugar, Ima crack an egg
Call me Trump, Mr. Grab her by the pussy, you gon' fap today
I made it happen with the hammer, I'm the Jack of trades
And I'm eating good, little scrawny fuck, you ain't half my weight
Switching time zones everyday, like interstellar
She blind as a bat and don't listen like Hellen Keller
Turn on the beat and then I spit, no second guesser
She want chop cheese without the bev, never never
Put that shit to the floor, I'm an engine rev-er
We the younger boys, you gotta be tied in, no welcome letter
He can't hoop worth of shit, he gotta develop better
He grow tits but got a cock, he Kylie Jenner
I meant Bruce Jenner, I'm more like Bruce Banner
We the sack guys but don't forget we carry around huge hammers
I walk up to the bitch and I got smooth banter
I blew then fell off call me Zoolander
Before she suck it better schmear her lips with Burt's Bees
Told the hoe get up, then I bent her over she got her knees
I hit up Saul Goodman, I said"Hey dog, I need an attorney please. I got caught with a prostitute, I also did first degree"
Shottz got caught with a three and she gave him herpes
Me and Cole hit the Shmunk and do the Herky Jerky
Get a bag of Jack Links, this some girthy jerky
Me and Cole up on top but we earn the journey
She sent me nude pics, I save in chat, said"Holy Moly"
Random boners when I'm out in public gotta roll the poly
I ain't paying extra for this shit, hold the guacamole
You ain't gonna make it in the league buddy, you a goalie
Never gave up on the game and then the game chose me
I wanna meet Drake, you hear my version of Trophies?
You said you got moonshine, bitch it's old Smokey's
I can't help a girl if her aesthetic says coping
I'm with Faze Adapt looking for pigeon crap and killing bats
I'm with Meghan Trainer and Charli XCX, I wanna brat
Hit me in my DM bout some business, I don't wanna chat
Hit me in my DM if you swallow, I don't wanna spat
I need you holy, we get married, then I pop your cherry
That's how you're supposed to do it, nowadays it's just a fairy
I grab her by the tail and shave her down she's getting hairy
She wanna go to Red Lobster with a guy named Larry
I'm with Steve Harvey and Doctor Phil giving people thrills
Fox News at nine o clock, better pay your cable bill
Say you got a bitch but your relationship like Jada and Will
Fuck Will Smith
I'm Charlie Puth mixed with a little bit of Ludacris
I can't get a girl that's rich, she won't want a kid
If you're down to birth my son, babe I'm going in
I wanna rap on every beat and get a copyright fringe
And if they take the post down then I'll just post it again
I might never eat again I'm tryna go on a cleanse
I said I couldn't get it in, It really spoke to the men
She want a catheter inside her damn cooch, it makes her come quick
Ahhh, would you rather have a tongue lick?
She don't want me anyway she want a big Chungus