Poop ("Sloprano (The Great Mighty Poo Song)" from "Conker's Bad Fur Day")

WP: HHU! Awww that's the biggest shit I've ever taken! Aaauuughhh!
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
WP: GASP! Who's there?!
GMP: I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat?
WP: Uh, so you're just a turd then, huh?
GMP: GRRR! I am no mere TURD! You dumb bastard, allow me to reiterate!
GMP: I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
Muahahaha!
WP: Nooo!
GMP: Listen, it's really quite simple...
You have no chance to survive in here
You don't even know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
GMP: Have some more caviar!
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly, tiggly, shitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
WP: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
WP: Your butt!?
GMP: My bu-u-u-u-utt!
Yeah!
Alright!
Keep it going!
Yeah!
Come on!
GMP: Ahh, AHHhh!!! Ooooh! I'm melting, I'm melting! Oh what a world! *drowns*
I was the Great Mighty Poo but now I'm dead.
WP: At least until I have Taco Bell again!