Luigi's Lament
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โฑ๏ธ 4:33 duration
๐ ID: 23332746
๐ Lyrics
Your boy in green, oh yeah, it's me, Luigi
It's-a me, Luigi
My mansion was such a lonely place to bi-gi
Nobody would talk to me
The ghosts would throw away the key, to lock their rooms when they would see me
walking down the hallway with my hoover
It's a hoover of friendship
My friends all laughed at me, including Yoshi, the creature I literally ride on
They laugh because I'm clumsy and I'm tall
They don't care at all
They only care about my jump
And last year, Daisy gave me the dump
Because she secretly had a fling with Yoshi, which I'm pretty sure is illegal
I was tired of this Mario Land, and I'm afraid I had to force my hand
So I took them all for a mansion tour
I said I had an extension, but on the second floor, they fell through a trapdoor to a cage
I made that day
And I paid Bowser to scare my friends, to play a little prank on them
But ironically, Bowser pranked me and started to torture my closest friends
He made a giant hamster wheel for Yoshi
That powers a giant machine that makes his evil wooden dead ship fly
If he stops running, we all die
And Peach was serving drinks to guys, just like in that movie Return of the Jedi
There's no chance of an escape
I may have made a big mistake
This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
Oh no!
This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
He hasn't eaten in months, as a one-man factory mass-producing mushrooms
His bum is extremely tired
And Mario was smashing bricks, whilst Goombas hit him hard with sticks
There's no chance of an escape
I may have made a big mistake
I may have made a big mistake
This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
No!
This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
As for me, Luigi, I'm still lonely
I may be a little more lonely than before
And the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed by an evil spiky tyrant blastoise
The lesson that I learned that day is never turn your back
Shut up!
Stop playing that song, man, it's depressing
You're depressing everyone in here
Just play the song I asked you to play
But I don't want to play that song anymore
That song insults me
Play the song, or I'll kill your entire family
Or I'll kill your entire family
Okay, I'll play the song
This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
Oh no!
This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
He hasn't eaten in months
As a one-man factory
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.00]
[00:10.49] Your boy in green, oh yeah, it's me, Luigi
[00:15.20] It's-a me, Luigi
[00:16.97] My mansion was such a lonely place to bi-gi
[00:21.30] Nobody would talk to me
[00:23.25] The ghosts would throw away the key, to lock their rooms when they would see me
[00:29.65] walking down the hallway with my hoover
[00:34.14] It's a hoover of friendship
[00:35.85] My friends all laughed at me, including Yoshi, the creature I literally ride on
[00:42.01] They laugh because I'm clumsy and I'm tall
[00:46.14] They don't care at all
[00:48.13] They only care about my jump
[00:51.26] And last year, Daisy gave me the dump
[00:54.90] Because she secretly had a fling with Yoshi, which I'm pretty sure is illegal
[01:05.29] I was tired of this Mario Land, and I'm afraid I had to force my hand
[01:14.35]
[01:26.61] So I took them all for a mansion tour
[01:31.49] I said I had an extension, but on the second floor, they fell through a trapdoor to a cage
[01:38.41] I made that day
[01:40.14] And I paid Bowser to scare my friends, to play a little prank on them
[01:46.14] But ironically, Bowser pranked me and started to torture my closest friends
[01:52.25] He made a giant hamster wheel for Yoshi
[01:56.08] That powers a giant machine that makes his evil wooden dead ship fly
[02:02.25] If he stops running, we all die
[02:04.25] And Peach was serving drinks to guys, just like in that movie Return of the Jedi
[02:11.25] There's no chance of an escape
[02:14.25] I may have made a big mistake
[02:17.25] This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
[02:21.26] Oh no!
[02:23.71] This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
[02:29.16] Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
[02:33.26] He hasn't eaten in months, as a one-man factory mass-producing mushrooms
[02:39.26] His bum is extremely tired
[02:41.25] And Mario was smashing bricks, whilst Goombas hit him hard with sticks
[02:48.26] There's no chance of an escape
[02:51.26] I may have made a big mistake
[02:54.26] I may have made a big mistake
[02:57.26] This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
[03:01.25] No!
[03:04.16] This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
[03:14.56] As for me, Luigi, I'm still lonely
[03:20.82] I may be a little more lonely than before
[03:27.33] And the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed by an evil spiky tyrant blastoise
[03:34.25] The lesson that I learned that day is never turn your back
[03:41.25] Shut up!
[03:43.25] Stop playing that song, man, it's depressing
[03:46.25] You're depressing everyone in here
[03:48.26] Just play the song I asked you to play
[03:50.25] But I don't want to play that song anymore
[03:53.25] That song insults me
[03:55.25] Play the song, or I'll kill your entire family
[03:59.25] Or I'll kill your entire family
[04:01.25] Okay, I'll play the song
[04:04.24]
[04:12.17] This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
[04:16.25] Oh no!
[04:19.25] This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
[04:24.84] Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
[04:28.65] He hasn't eaten in months
[04:30.62] As a one-man factory
[04:32.66]
[00:10.49] Your boy in green, oh yeah, it's me, Luigi
[00:15.20] It's-a me, Luigi
[00:16.97] My mansion was such a lonely place to bi-gi
[00:21.30] Nobody would talk to me
[00:23.25] The ghosts would throw away the key, to lock their rooms when they would see me
[00:29.65] walking down the hallway with my hoover
[00:34.14] It's a hoover of friendship
[00:35.85] My friends all laughed at me, including Yoshi, the creature I literally ride on
[00:42.01] They laugh because I'm clumsy and I'm tall
[00:46.14] They don't care at all
[00:48.13] They only care about my jump
[00:51.26] And last year, Daisy gave me the dump
[00:54.90] Because she secretly had a fling with Yoshi, which I'm pretty sure is illegal
[01:05.29] I was tired of this Mario Land, and I'm afraid I had to force my hand
[01:14.35]
[01:26.61] So I took them all for a mansion tour
[01:31.49] I said I had an extension, but on the second floor, they fell through a trapdoor to a cage
[01:38.41] I made that day
[01:40.14] And I paid Bowser to scare my friends, to play a little prank on them
[01:46.14] But ironically, Bowser pranked me and started to torture my closest friends
[01:52.25] He made a giant hamster wheel for Yoshi
[01:56.08] That powers a giant machine that makes his evil wooden dead ship fly
[02:02.25] If he stops running, we all die
[02:04.25] And Peach was serving drinks to guys, just like in that movie Return of the Jedi
[02:11.25] There's no chance of an escape
[02:14.25] I may have made a big mistake
[02:17.25] This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
[02:21.26] Oh no!
[02:23.71] This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
[02:29.16] Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
[02:33.26] He hasn't eaten in months, as a one-man factory mass-producing mushrooms
[02:39.26] His bum is extremely tired
[02:41.25] And Mario was smashing bricks, whilst Goombas hit him hard with sticks
[02:48.26] There's no chance of an escape
[02:51.26] I may have made a big mistake
[02:54.26] I may have made a big mistake
[02:57.26] This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
[03:01.25] No!
[03:04.16] This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
[03:14.56] As for me, Luigi, I'm still lonely
[03:20.82] I may be a little more lonely than before
[03:27.33] And the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed by an evil spiky tyrant blastoise
[03:34.25] The lesson that I learned that day is never turn your back
[03:41.25] Shut up!
[03:43.25] Stop playing that song, man, it's depressing
[03:46.25] You're depressing everyone in here
[03:48.26] Just play the song I asked you to play
[03:50.25] But I don't want to play that song anymore
[03:53.25] That song insults me
[03:55.25] Play the song, or I'll kill your entire family
[03:59.25] Or I'll kill your entire family
[04:01.25] Okay, I'll play the song
[04:04.24]
[04:12.17] This is the day of Luigi's big mistake
[04:16.25] Oh no!
[04:19.25] This isn't what he wanted for good, they say
[04:24.84] Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
[04:28.65] He hasn't eaten in months
[04:30.62] As a one-man factory
[04:32.66]