All of this Novocaine

It's been six months
Since I've seen your face
But each time we meet leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth

I miss the comfort of your waiting room
But for my second molar, this place is a tomb

You say I never floss enough
I can never keep up
You're demanding too much from me

You only talk to me when I can't talk back
So just shut your mouth and get rid of my plaque

Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don't do my part and it's making you mad
All of this novacaine is leaving me numb
But I still feel the wound when you criticize my gums
I still feel the wound when you criticize my gums

You say I need a filling, but you need a heart
Your insensitive drilling
Is tearing my mouth apart

Throw away that lollipop
It won't work anymore
I know all your tricks
You've used that one before.

I don't know why I trust it
You screwed up my bicuspid
My smile looks so busted thanks to you

You said, "It tastes like bubblegum, here give it a try."
Now my mouth's full of flouride,
cause your mouth's full of lies!

Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don't do my part and it's making you mad
And all of this novacaine is leaving me numb
But I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

All of this novacaine
All of this novacaine
All of this novacaine
All of this novacaine

A buildup of plaque just might lead to gingivitis
And gingivitis might result in tooth decay

A buildup of plaque just might lead to gingivitis
Gingivitis might result in tooth decay

Novacaine

Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don't do my part and it's making you mad
And all of this novacaine is leaving me numb
But I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don't do my part and it's making you mad
All of this novocaine is leaving me numb
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums