My Own Eyes
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⏱️ 3:41 duration
🆔 ID: 2337711
📜 Lyrics
I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play Hacky Sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
With my own eyes...
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play Hacky Sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
With my own eyes...
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.91] I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:02.90] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.16] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.38] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:12.68] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:15.83] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:18.92] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.28] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.46] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.34] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:31.76] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.72] Without seeing that
[00:41.06] With my own eyes
[00:42.78] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:47.47] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.26] From my own eyes
[00:54.54] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.44] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.61] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:03.88] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.14] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.29] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.44] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.68] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:20.12] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.66] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.25] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.97] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.73] With my own eyes
[01:37.35] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:41.94] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.72] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.04] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.41] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.51] With my own eyes
[01:58.17]
[02:09.61] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:12.93] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:15.84] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.29] So we used him to play Hacky Sack
[02:24.48] My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
[02:27.58] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.25] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:32.90] Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.24] I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:45.84] With my own eyes
[02:47.66] I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.19] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.09] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.41] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:01.90] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:09.77] With my own eyes
[03:13.04] With my own eyes...
[03:34.79]
[00:02.90] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.16] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.38] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:12.68] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:15.83] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:18.92] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.28] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.46] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.34] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:31.76] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.72] Without seeing that
[00:41.06] With my own eyes
[00:42.78] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:47.47] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.26] From my own eyes
[00:54.54] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.44] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.61] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:03.88] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.14] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.29] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.44] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.68] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:20.12] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.66] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.25] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.97] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.73] With my own eyes
[01:37.35] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:41.94] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.72] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.04] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.41] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.51] With my own eyes
[01:58.17]
[02:09.61] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:12.93] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:15.84] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.29] So we used him to play Hacky Sack
[02:24.48] My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
[02:27.58] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.25] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:32.90] Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.24] I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:45.84] With my own eyes
[02:47.66] I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.19] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.09] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.41] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:01.90] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:09.77] With my own eyes
[03:13.04] With my own eyes...
[03:34.79]