Nuke It All

Was gonna try and shoot the sun if I could hit it
But I dropped my scope so forget it
But if it gets any hotter I'm gonna sight that sucker in
I think we should go ahead and start over
Nuke it all and grow five leaf clovers
I heard Chernobyl's just as peaceful as can be
Ever since the Blockbuster closed
This town's been getting hosed
Now how's a man supposed to go and watch Sling Blade?
I ain't angry, I'm just employed
Do I sound like I'm annoyed?
You ain't said much, but I'm sure you and I agree
What was it you first asked?
How you doing, sir, do you wanna start a tab?
That's a great question, man, and it reminds me
I don't believe Australia exists
It was made up by the U.S. government
And kangaroos are only real in the minds of sheep like you
I mean get a grip for once, my friend
Why would there be a floating island
In the middle of the ocean with nothing but stuff that kills you?
See, that's the problem with people nowadays
Never asking questions, too afraid
Here's the real question, man
Wake up
Well, this beer's now empty and I don't pay
For empty beers anyway
So I guess we're square then, what do you say?
And what was it you first asked?
How you doing, sir, do you wanna start a tab?
That's a great question, man, why you asking me?