8 Beers Deep

Went down to Gilley's for some drinks the other night
Saw this girl walkin' in, man she looked ah'ite
Nothin' too special, she just blended in
But the more beer I drank, I turned that 5 into a 10!
Only 4 beers deep, she looked like Miranda Lambert
Tank top and blue jeans, straight up country glamour
That good ol country girl, she damn sure got the looks
She's got me on her line, then she set the hook
Double fisitin' Lone Stars, trying to get right
Beer goggles coming on and messing with my sight
She walked up to me and she asked me what's my name
It's "yours" I told her, knowing how to play the game
Now I'm 6 beers deep dancing with Miranda Lambert
Shaking her badonkadonk and feelin' all my swagger
Boot scootin', new boot goofin', Dixieland delight
Beats pounding, arms surrounded, on into the night.
She pulled me close to her, got all up in my eyes
She grabbed my backside and much to my surprise
Leaned into me, and she whispered in my ear
"Let's go ride in my little red wagon right on outta here"
Now I'm 8 beers deep, taking home Miranda Lambert
Saying no to that just wasn't in my grammar
Said she'll rock my world like a natural disaster
Bartender's jealous cause he know that he can't have her
When you go out drinking take your wingman along
Cause you never know what you'll be bringing home
Getting' lost in the sauce and those feelings start to catchin'
You never think "somethin' bad's about to happen" yeah
Woke up the next DAY, didn't see miranda lambert
My head is pounding like I got hit by a hammer
A girl brought me breakfast with some lovin' on the side
She might not be Miranda but that 5 will do just fine!
Only 4 beers deep, she looked like Miranda Lambert
Only 6 beers deep, I danced with Miranda Lambert
Only 8 beers deep, I took home Miranda Lambert
Still gonna tell my friends it was Miranda Lambert