No Irish Need Apply
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I'm a decent boy just landed from the town of Ballyfad
I want a situation, yes, and wants it very bad
I seen employment advertised - "It's just the thing," says I
But the dirty spalpeen ended with 'No Irish Need Apply'
"Woah," says I, "but thats an insult, though to get the place I'll try"
So I went to see the blaggard with his 'No Irish Need Apply'
Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
I started out to find the house, I got it mighty soon
There I found the old chap seated, he was reading the Tribune
I told him what I came for, when he in a rage did fly
"No!" he says, "you are a Paddy, and no Irish need apply"
Well I gets my dander risin', I'd like to black his eye
To tell an Irish gentleman, 'No Irish Need Apply'
Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
Well I couldnt stand it longer, so ahold of him I took
And I gave him such a whelping as he'd get at Donnybrook
He hollered "Milia murther," and to get away did try
And swore he'd never write again 'No Irish Need Apply'
Well he makes a big apology, I bid him then good-bye
Saying "when next you want a beating, write 'No Irish Need Apply'"
Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
I want a situation, yes, and wants it very bad
I seen employment advertised - "It's just the thing," says I
But the dirty spalpeen ended with 'No Irish Need Apply'
"Woah," says I, "but thats an insult, though to get the place I'll try"
So I went to see the blaggard with his 'No Irish Need Apply'
Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
I started out to find the house, I got it mighty soon
There I found the old chap seated, he was reading the Tribune
I told him what I came for, when he in a rage did fly
"No!" he says, "you are a Paddy, and no Irish need apply"
Well I gets my dander risin', I'd like to black his eye
To tell an Irish gentleman, 'No Irish Need Apply'
Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
Well I couldnt stand it longer, so ahold of him I took
And I gave him such a whelping as he'd get at Donnybrook
He hollered "Milia murther," and to get away did try
And swore he'd never write again 'No Irish Need Apply'
Well he makes a big apology, I bid him then good-bye
Saying "when next you want a beating, write 'No Irish Need Apply'"
Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.62] I'm a decent boy just landed from the town of Ballyfad
[00:06.02] I want a situation, yes, and wants it very bad
[00:09.88] I seen employment advertised - "It's just the thing," says I
[00:13.87] But the dirty spalpeen ended with 'No Irish Need Apply'
[00:18.14] "Woah," says I, "but thats an insult, though to get the place I'll try"
[00:22.46] So I went to see the blaggard with his 'No Irish Need Apply'
[00:26.05] Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
[00:30.84] But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
[00:38.00] I started out to find the house, I got it mighty soon
[00:42.06] There I found the old chap seated, he was reading the Tribune
[00:46.21] I told him what I came for, when he in a rage did fly
[00:50.07] "No!" he says, "you are a Paddy, and no Irish need apply"
[00:54.83] Well I gets my dander risin', I'd like to black his eye
[00:59.28] To tell an Irish gentleman, 'No Irish Need Apply'
[01:02.91] Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
[01:07.64] But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
[01:11.43] Well I couldnt stand it longer, so ahold of him I took
[01:18.01] And I gave him such a whelping as he'd get at Donnybrook
[01:22.16] He hollered "Milia murther," and to get away did try
[01:26.06] And swore he'd never write again 'No Irish Need Apply'
[01:30.25] Well he makes a big apology, I bid him then good-bye
[01:34.31] Saying "when next you want a beating, write 'No Irish Need Apply'"
[01:38.77] Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
[01:43.52] But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
[01:47.49]
[00:06.02] I want a situation, yes, and wants it very bad
[00:09.88] I seen employment advertised - "It's just the thing," says I
[00:13.87] But the dirty spalpeen ended with 'No Irish Need Apply'
[00:18.14] "Woah," says I, "but thats an insult, though to get the place I'll try"
[00:22.46] So I went to see the blaggard with his 'No Irish Need Apply'
[00:26.05] Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
[00:30.84] But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
[00:38.00] I started out to find the house, I got it mighty soon
[00:42.06] There I found the old chap seated, he was reading the Tribune
[00:46.21] I told him what I came for, when he in a rage did fly
[00:50.07] "No!" he says, "you are a Paddy, and no Irish need apply"
[00:54.83] Well I gets my dander risin', I'd like to black his eye
[00:59.28] To tell an Irish gentleman, 'No Irish Need Apply'
[01:02.91] Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
[01:07.64] But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
[01:11.43] Well I couldnt stand it longer, so ahold of him I took
[01:18.01] And I gave him such a whelping as he'd get at Donnybrook
[01:22.16] He hollered "Milia murther," and to get away did try
[01:26.06] And swore he'd never write again 'No Irish Need Apply'
[01:30.25] Well he makes a big apology, I bid him then good-bye
[01:34.31] Saying "when next you want a beating, write 'No Irish Need Apply'"
[01:38.77] Some may think it a misfortune to be christened Pat or Dan
[01:43.52] But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman
[01:47.49]