K.C. Is the Garden of Eden
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I don't expect people to know much about Missouri
I do expect people to know it's a state
That I do
And, and there are people
I was in California in a Macy's trying to buy jeans
And the girl, she was young, I'll give her that
But she was one of the girls who's hot like that, like that
And she just couldn't be bothered with anything, okay, okay
I go to check out and I give her my credit card
And she goes, "I will need to see your license"
I go, "Okay, that is not a problem," and I
I'm still not sure exactly what happened
I'm gonna show you what happened
I, I gave her my license and she went, "Missouri, ah, no!"
No? Did you, did you just do a search in your brain
And your hard drive came back with nothing
So you negated my whole state? "Ah, no"
Missouri is a very special place to one group of people
And it's, uh, the Mormons, not the ones that went to Utah
Joseph Smith, the leader, had a son, Joseph Smith Jr.
That man believed that the original Garden of Eden
Was 35 miles north of Kansas City
Not in Mesopotamia, no, no, no, no, no
Missouri
They also believe that when Christ comes back
That's where He's going
First stop, Kansas City!
He's not gonna go to Bethlehem or Jerusalem
He is getting a Southwest flight, and
Look, I am from Missouri
And if you think Jesus is going back to Kansas City
35 miles outside of it, by the way, then you must believe
That Jesus is a big fan of barbecue and crystal meth
Because that is what's happening 35 miles outside of Kansas
I do expect people to know it's a state
That I do
And, and there are people
I was in California in a Macy's trying to buy jeans
And the girl, she was young, I'll give her that
But she was one of the girls who's hot like that, like that
And she just couldn't be bothered with anything, okay, okay
I go to check out and I give her my credit card
And she goes, "I will need to see your license"
I go, "Okay, that is not a problem," and I
I'm still not sure exactly what happened
I'm gonna show you what happened
I, I gave her my license and she went, "Missouri, ah, no!"
No? Did you, did you just do a search in your brain
And your hard drive came back with nothing
So you negated my whole state? "Ah, no"
Missouri is a very special place to one group of people
And it's, uh, the Mormons, not the ones that went to Utah
Joseph Smith, the leader, had a son, Joseph Smith Jr.
That man believed that the original Garden of Eden
Was 35 miles north of Kansas City
Not in Mesopotamia, no, no, no, no, no
Missouri
They also believe that when Christ comes back
That's where He's going
First stop, Kansas City!
He's not gonna go to Bethlehem or Jerusalem
He is getting a Southwest flight, and
Look, I am from Missouri
And if you think Jesus is going back to Kansas City
35 miles outside of it, by the way, then you must believe
That Jesus is a big fan of barbecue and crystal meth
Because that is what's happening 35 miles outside of Kansas
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.04] I don't expect people to know much about Missouri
[00:03.18] I do expect people to know it's a state
[00:05.34] That I do
[00:06.44] And, and there are people
[00:08.09] I was in California in a Macy's trying to buy jeans
[00:11.29] And the girl, she was young, I'll give her that
[00:13.45] But she was one of the girls who's hot like that, like that
[00:15.84] And she just couldn't be bothered with anything, okay, okay
[00:20.21] I go to check out and I give her my credit card
[00:22.73] And she goes, "I will need to see your license"
[00:25.46] I go, "Okay, that is not a problem," and I
[00:30.65] I'm still not sure exactly what happened
[00:32.75] I'm gonna show you what happened
[00:34.21] I, I gave her my license and she went, "Missouri, ah, no!"
[00:45.36] No? Did you, did you just do a search in your brain
[00:49.60] And your hard drive came back with nothing
[00:51.80] So you negated my whole state? "Ah, no"
[01:00.56] Missouri is a very special place to one group of people
[01:04.18] And it's, uh, the Mormons, not the ones that went to Utah
[01:07.78] Joseph Smith, the leader, had a son, Joseph Smith Jr.
[01:11.62] That man believed that the original Garden of Eden
[01:16.12] Was 35 miles north of Kansas City
[01:21.97] Not in Mesopotamia, no, no, no, no, no
[01:25.66] Missouri
[01:27.24] They also believe that when Christ comes back
[01:32.36] That's where He's going
[01:35.31] First stop, Kansas City!
[01:38.16] He's not gonna go to Bethlehem or Jerusalem
[01:40.98] He is getting a Southwest flight, and
[01:49.16] Look, I am from Missouri
[01:50.85] And if you think Jesus is going back to Kansas City
[01:54.63] 35 miles outside of it, by the way, then you must believe
[01:58.64] That Jesus is a big fan of barbecue and crystal meth
[02:03.00] Because that is what's happening 35 miles outside of Kansas
[02:08.78]
[00:03.18] I do expect people to know it's a state
[00:05.34] That I do
[00:06.44] And, and there are people
[00:08.09] I was in California in a Macy's trying to buy jeans
[00:11.29] And the girl, she was young, I'll give her that
[00:13.45] But she was one of the girls who's hot like that, like that
[00:15.84] And she just couldn't be bothered with anything, okay, okay
[00:20.21] I go to check out and I give her my credit card
[00:22.73] And she goes, "I will need to see your license"
[00:25.46] I go, "Okay, that is not a problem," and I
[00:30.65] I'm still not sure exactly what happened
[00:32.75] I'm gonna show you what happened
[00:34.21] I, I gave her my license and she went, "Missouri, ah, no!"
[00:45.36] No? Did you, did you just do a search in your brain
[00:49.60] And your hard drive came back with nothing
[00:51.80] So you negated my whole state? "Ah, no"
[01:00.56] Missouri is a very special place to one group of people
[01:04.18] And it's, uh, the Mormons, not the ones that went to Utah
[01:07.78] Joseph Smith, the leader, had a son, Joseph Smith Jr.
[01:11.62] That man believed that the original Garden of Eden
[01:16.12] Was 35 miles north of Kansas City
[01:21.97] Not in Mesopotamia, no, no, no, no, no
[01:25.66] Missouri
[01:27.24] They also believe that when Christ comes back
[01:32.36] That's where He's going
[01:35.31] First stop, Kansas City!
[01:38.16] He's not gonna go to Bethlehem or Jerusalem
[01:40.98] He is getting a Southwest flight, and
[01:49.16] Look, I am from Missouri
[01:50.85] And if you think Jesus is going back to Kansas City
[01:54.63] 35 miles outside of it, by the way, then you must believe
[01:58.64] That Jesus is a big fan of barbecue and crystal meth
[02:03.00] Because that is what's happening 35 miles outside of Kansas
[02:08.78]