Santa Claus Is Selling Crack
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โฑ๏ธ 3:50 duration
๐ ID: 23470367
๐ Lyrics
He's the spirit of christmas
Crack and Claus go hand in hand
When christmas comes around, you will be surprised
For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size
No longer does he care if you are naughty or your nice
Jut purchase some of Santa's blend of heroin and ice
The elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade
Busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine
Rudolph the white-nosed coke fiend, Santa's trusty sleigh
His new careers expanding, and he's laughing all the way
Now, Mrs. Claus doesn't approve of jolly old st. nick
Roaming streets of Oakland pushing drugs to kids
But times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown
What the children want now days is some real snow
Santa doesn't care, he's a real man
Some children of the world just can't comprehend
He used to come only once a year
Now that fat slob is always here
He's outside Toys "R" Us, he's inside Taco Bell
His crafty red suit doesn't warn us that it's drugs he sells
If you've got a list, you can sit on his lap
Rub his dirty bears and smoke some crack
Frosty the blow man supplier
Santa's secret outside provider
Deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider
If your dreaming of a "white" Christmas, Santa's got the goods
Rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood
More silent than a church mouse's fart, he's in your living room
Dare not give him milk and cookies, daddy's credit card will do...
A twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
Six months in jail and you still haven't learned
That Santa Claus is a no-life bum who's really not concerned
To get ahead in life you gotta have a plan
Santa Claus has a cause, does no one understand?
He sells his blow to tots and in return he plots
The future of our holiday season
Crack and Claus go hand in hand
When christmas comes around, you will be surprised
For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size
No longer does he care if you are naughty or your nice
Jut purchase some of Santa's blend of heroin and ice
The elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade
Busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine
Rudolph the white-nosed coke fiend, Santa's trusty sleigh
His new careers expanding, and he's laughing all the way
Now, Mrs. Claus doesn't approve of jolly old st. nick
Roaming streets of Oakland pushing drugs to kids
But times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown
What the children want now days is some real snow
Santa doesn't care, he's a real man
Some children of the world just can't comprehend
He used to come only once a year
Now that fat slob is always here
He's outside Toys "R" Us, he's inside Taco Bell
His crafty red suit doesn't warn us that it's drugs he sells
If you've got a list, you can sit on his lap
Rub his dirty bears and smoke some crack
Frosty the blow man supplier
Santa's secret outside provider
Deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider
If your dreaming of a "white" Christmas, Santa's got the goods
Rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood
More silent than a church mouse's fart, he's in your living room
Dare not give him milk and cookies, daddy's credit card will do...
A twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
Six months in jail and you still haven't learned
That Santa Claus is a no-life bum who's really not concerned
To get ahead in life you gotta have a plan
Santa Claus has a cause, does no one understand?
He sells his blow to tots and in return he plots
The future of our holiday season
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:26.53] He's the spirit of christmas
[00:31.77] Crack and Claus go hand in hand
[00:38.65] When christmas comes around, you will be surprised
[00:41.82] For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size
[00:44.52] No longer does he care if you are naughty or your nice
[00:47.48] Jut purchase some of Santa's blend of heroin and ice
[01:03.39] The elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade
[01:06.20] Busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine
[01:08.93] Rudolph the white-nosed coke fiend, Santa's trusty sleigh
[01:12.56] His new careers expanding, and he's laughing all the way
[01:40.26] Now, Mrs. Claus doesn't approve of jolly old st. nick
[01:42.99] Roaming streets of Oakland pushing drugs to kids
[01:45.82] But times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown
[01:48.88] What the children want now days is some real snow
[01:51.58] Santa doesn't care, he's a real man
[01:53.26] Some children of the world just can't comprehend
[01:54.83] He used to come only once a year
[01:56.13] Now that fat slob is always here
[01:57.74] He's outside Toys "R" Us, he's inside Taco Bell
[02:00.37] His crafty red suit doesn't warn us that it's drugs he sells
[02:03.45] If you've got a list, you can sit on his lap
[02:06.19] Rub his dirty bears and smoke some crack
[02:09.58] Frosty the blow man supplier
[02:10.73] Santa's secret outside provider
[02:12.47] Deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider
[02:27.40] If your dreaming of a "white" Christmas, Santa's got the goods
[02:30.57] Rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood
[02:33.28] More silent than a church mouse's fart, he's in your living room
[02:36.41] Dare not give him milk and cookies, daddy's credit card will do...
[03:28.47] A twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care
[03:31.10] In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
[03:34.35] Six months in jail and you still haven't learned
[03:37.04] That Santa Claus is a no-life bum who's really not concerned
[03:39.95] To get ahead in life you gotta have a plan
[03:41.27] Santa Claus has a cause, does no one understand?
[03:42.97] He sells his blow to tots and in return he plots
[03:44.64] The future of our holiday season
[03:45.87]
[00:31.77] Crack and Claus go hand in hand
[00:38.65] When christmas comes around, you will be surprised
[00:41.82] For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size
[00:44.52] No longer does he care if you are naughty or your nice
[00:47.48] Jut purchase some of Santa's blend of heroin and ice
[01:03.39] The elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade
[01:06.20] Busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine
[01:08.93] Rudolph the white-nosed coke fiend, Santa's trusty sleigh
[01:12.56] His new careers expanding, and he's laughing all the way
[01:40.26] Now, Mrs. Claus doesn't approve of jolly old st. nick
[01:42.99] Roaming streets of Oakland pushing drugs to kids
[01:45.82] But times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown
[01:48.88] What the children want now days is some real snow
[01:51.58] Santa doesn't care, he's a real man
[01:53.26] Some children of the world just can't comprehend
[01:54.83] He used to come only once a year
[01:56.13] Now that fat slob is always here
[01:57.74] He's outside Toys "R" Us, he's inside Taco Bell
[02:00.37] His crafty red suit doesn't warn us that it's drugs he sells
[02:03.45] If you've got a list, you can sit on his lap
[02:06.19] Rub his dirty bears and smoke some crack
[02:09.58] Frosty the blow man supplier
[02:10.73] Santa's secret outside provider
[02:12.47] Deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider
[02:27.40] If your dreaming of a "white" Christmas, Santa's got the goods
[02:30.57] Rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood
[02:33.28] More silent than a church mouse's fart, he's in your living room
[02:36.41] Dare not give him milk and cookies, daddy's credit card will do...
[03:28.47] A twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care
[03:31.10] In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
[03:34.35] Six months in jail and you still haven't learned
[03:37.04] That Santa Claus is a no-life bum who's really not concerned
[03:39.95] To get ahead in life you gotta have a plan
[03:41.27] Santa Claus has a cause, does no one understand?
[03:42.97] He sells his blow to tots and in return he plots
[03:44.64] The future of our holiday season
[03:45.87]