Get The Joke (Rare Track)

Put my hand on the bible
Do me for libel
It's suing season
And I am broke oh oh
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows oh oh

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put the spanner in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
A real bloke oh oh

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote

And when my ship comes in
She'll be on it
Eating a fresh kebab
And I want it
And I want it now

Scooby do da bdo da bdo da bo
Scooby ba ddo ba do ba bo
Scooba do ya bdo ya bdo ya bdo ya
Bdo ya bdo ya bdo ya why

Why why why oh why

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You've got the dagger
I the cloak
I can't change how it's wrote

Horse
Arse? (Horse)