Rock Star
๐ต 2146 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:26 duration
๐ ID: 2349133
๐ Lyrics
Washington crossed the Delaware River
Washington acted like a Rock Star
Washington made America deliver
Washington tried to be a Rock Star
But all the fame that he had won
It wasn't really any fun
Soon the people started turning, whoa-oa-oa
That boy who couldn't tell a lie
Two terms and then he said goodbye
Georgie went back to Mount Vernon (wow!)
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank
Ladies and gentlemen
Governor Andrew Jackson! Yea-eah!
That's right, motherfuckers, Jackson's back
One-two-three
John Addams tried to be an American Idol
Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star
Madison tried to make the presidency vital
And James Monroe was a Douche Bag
The story always ends the same
It's hard to handle all that fame
You don't really have it in you, whoa-oa-oa
There's no place in Democracy
For your brand of Aristocracy
Take that shit back to Virginia (or Massachusetts, bitch!)
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank
You can't just be a founding father (would you like to see my stimulus package?)
When everybody wants you to be their father
You can't just be a founding father (I'm gonna fill you with popula-jizz-m)
When everybody needs you to be their father
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank
Washington acted like a Rock Star
Washington made America deliver
Washington tried to be a Rock Star
But all the fame that he had won
It wasn't really any fun
Soon the people started turning, whoa-oa-oa
That boy who couldn't tell a lie
Two terms and then he said goodbye
Georgie went back to Mount Vernon (wow!)
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank
Ladies and gentlemen
Governor Andrew Jackson! Yea-eah!
That's right, motherfuckers, Jackson's back
One-two-three
John Addams tried to be an American Idol
Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star
Madison tried to make the presidency vital
And James Monroe was a Douche Bag
The story always ends the same
It's hard to handle all that fame
You don't really have it in you, whoa-oa-oa
There's no place in Democracy
For your brand of Aristocracy
Take that shit back to Virginia (or Massachusetts, bitch!)
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank
You can't just be a founding father (would you like to see my stimulus package?)
When everybody wants you to be their father
You can't just be a founding father (I'm gonna fill you with popula-jizz-m)
When everybody needs you to be their father
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first -
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.21] Washington crossed the Delaware River
[00:10.15] Washington acted like a Rock Star
[00:11.98] Washington made America deliver
[00:13.93] Washington tried to be a Rock Star
[00:16.09] But all the fame that he had won
[00:17.86] It wasn't really any fun
[00:20.26] Soon the people started turning, whoa-oa-oa
[00:24.11] That boy who couldn't tell a lie
[00:25.98] Two terms and then he said goodbye
[00:28.17] Georgie went back to Mount Vernon (wow!)
[00:31.89] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[00:34.01] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[00:36.10] If there's really no place in America
[00:37.73] For a celebrity of the first rank
[00:40.59] Ladies and gentlemen
[00:41.86] Governor Andrew Jackson! Yea-eah!
[00:47.02] That's right, motherfuckers, Jackson's back
[00:50.73] One-two-three
[00:51.45] John Addams tried to be an American Idol
[00:53.60] Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star
[00:54.71] Madison tried to make the presidency vital
[00:57.54] And James Monroe was a Douche Bag
[00:58.80] The story always ends the same
[01:01.64] It's hard to handle all that fame
[01:03.82] You don't really have it in you, whoa-oa-oa
[01:07.47] There's no place in Democracy
[01:09.31] For your brand of Aristocracy
[01:11.23] Take that shit back to Virginia (or Massachusetts, bitch!)
[01:15.42] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:17.53] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[01:19.61] If there's really no place in America
[01:21.74] For a celebrity of the first rank
[01:25.08] You can't just be a founding father (would you like to see my stimulus package?)
[01:28.50] When everybody wants you to be their father
[01:33.38] You can't just be a founding father (I'm gonna fill you with popula-jizz-m)
[01:36.58] When everybody needs you to be their father
[01:41.05] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:42.94] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[01:45.09] If there's really no place in America
[01:47.94] For a celebrity of the first -
[01:48.91] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:50.39] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[01:53.05] If there's really no place in America
[01:55.52] For a celebrity of the first -
[01:56.82] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:58.84] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[02:00.68] If there's really no place in America
[02:03.64] For a celebrity of the first -
[02:04.58] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[02:06.84] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[02:08.74] If there's really no place in America
[02:12.09] For a celebrity of the first -
[02:12.29] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[02:14.25] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[02:16.34] If there's really no place in America
[02:18.71] For a celebrity of the first rank
[02:22.43]
[00:10.15] Washington acted like a Rock Star
[00:11.98] Washington made America deliver
[00:13.93] Washington tried to be a Rock Star
[00:16.09] But all the fame that he had won
[00:17.86] It wasn't really any fun
[00:20.26] Soon the people started turning, whoa-oa-oa
[00:24.11] That boy who couldn't tell a lie
[00:25.98] Two terms and then he said goodbye
[00:28.17] Georgie went back to Mount Vernon (wow!)
[00:31.89] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[00:34.01] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[00:36.10] If there's really no place in America
[00:37.73] For a celebrity of the first rank
[00:40.59] Ladies and gentlemen
[00:41.86] Governor Andrew Jackson! Yea-eah!
[00:47.02] That's right, motherfuckers, Jackson's back
[00:50.73] One-two-three
[00:51.45] John Addams tried to be an American Idol
[00:53.60] Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star
[00:54.71] Madison tried to make the presidency vital
[00:57.54] And James Monroe was a Douche Bag
[00:58.80] The story always ends the same
[01:01.64] It's hard to handle all that fame
[01:03.82] You don't really have it in you, whoa-oa-oa
[01:07.47] There's no place in Democracy
[01:09.31] For your brand of Aristocracy
[01:11.23] Take that shit back to Virginia (or Massachusetts, bitch!)
[01:15.42] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:17.53] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[01:19.61] If there's really no place in America
[01:21.74] For a celebrity of the first rank
[01:25.08] You can't just be a founding father (would you like to see my stimulus package?)
[01:28.50] When everybody wants you to be their father
[01:33.38] You can't just be a founding father (I'm gonna fill you with popula-jizz-m)
[01:36.58] When everybody needs you to be their father
[01:41.05] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:42.94] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[01:45.09] If there's really no place in America
[01:47.94] For a celebrity of the first -
[01:48.91] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:50.39] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[01:53.05] If there's really no place in America
[01:55.52] For a celebrity of the first -
[01:56.82] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[01:58.84] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[02:00.68] If there's really no place in America
[02:03.64] For a celebrity of the first -
[02:04.58] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[02:06.84] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[02:08.74] If there's really no place in America
[02:12.09] For a celebrity of the first -
[02:12.29] Why don't you just shoot me in the head
[02:14.25] 'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
[02:16.34] If there's really no place in America
[02:18.71] For a celebrity of the first rank
[02:22.43]