Sob Story

[00:01.78] I've been broke like a toy machine
[00:04.22] I've been spit back out like some Listerine
[00:07.34] But I get up on my own two feet
[00:10.33] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[00:13.81] My denial is a river in Egypt
[00:16.59] Have you seen it? It's hard to face it like the size of my penis
[00:20.02] Jesus, I'm sick of my procrastination
[00:22.04] Maybe I should make a podcast and try to explain it
[00:25.58] Basically, I need some R&R before it all just falls apart
[00:29.85] The world is tryna break my heart
[00:31.82] But I won't let it happen to me
[00:34.23] 'Cause I'm not some sad-ass S-O-B
[00:37.79] I've been broke like a toy machine
[00:40.29] I've been spit back out like some Listerine
[00:43.31] But I get up on my own two feet
[00:46.14] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[00:49.76] My doctor said I've got a low libido
[00:52.17] I try to take a pill, but that shit must be a placebo
[00:55.49] The second that I got it up
[00:57.22] It went straight back down like a yo-yo, oh no
[01:01.89] I'm not making this shit up to be funny
[01:04.58] I'm here to tell you the truth hoping that you can learn from me
[01:07.46] We all feel cheated in this game called life
[01:10.44] I've made a lot of mistakes that I don't wanna make twice, 'cause
[01:14.14] I've been broke like a toy machine
[01:16.35] I've been spit back out like some Listerine
[01:19.17] But I get up on my own two feet
[01:22.26] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[01:25.70] I've been tossed like a bag of trash
[01:28.29] Life hates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass
[01:31.23] But I don't let shit get to me
[01:34.27] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[01:37.70] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
[01:40.88] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[01:44.28] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
[01:46.62] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[01:50.07] You might be asking, "How can I be happy
[01:53.41] When the whole universe keeps laughing at me?"
[01:58.75] It's pretty simple, let go of your hang ups
[02:03.04] Life doesn't owe me a thing
[02:08.16] Middle America taught me to suck it
[02:11.97] Up, when I'm sad, I get up and say, "Fuck it!"
[02:16.58] I don't need a list before I kick the bucket
[02:21.15] 'Cause life doesn't owe me a thing
[02:26.18] I've been broke like a toy machine
[02:28.38] I've been spit back out like some Listerine
[02:31.29] But I get up on my own two feet
[02:34.23] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[02:37.64] I've been tossed like a bag of trash
[02:40.38] Life hates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass
[02:43.27] But I don't let shit get to me
[02:46.33] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[02:50.08] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
[02:52.93] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[02:56.16] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
[02:58.61] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
[03:01.97] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
[03:04.83] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[03:08.06] Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
[03:10.57] 'Cause I'm not some sob story
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