Can't Put a Leash on a Cat

Can't put a leash on a cat, no you can't put a leash on a cat.
Meow meow meow meow
Can't put a leash on me
Cannot put a leash on meow
Meow.
You know I'll scratch up all your shit if I wanna do it, I will.
Meow.
The litters full, I gotta shit so I'll do it right on the ground.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
I'll let you pet me but only for like a second or two.
I tried, I failed. I tried, I failed.
I tried, I failed and then I tried again but I still fuckin failed.