As Seen On TV

Ross and Rachael were a toxic ship
And Jess, she only wanted to change Nick
Had my money on Jim and Pam
'Til she met the cameraman

I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On our hate-love island
Y'all, I think I'm breaking bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season three
Tryna find love as seen on TV

Zoe, what's the 101 on this?
Did you stay with chase after that big kiss?
'Cause I tried kissin' my best friend
And she never talked to me again

I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On our hate-love island
Y'all, I think I'm breaking bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season three
Tryna find love as seen on TV

There's three billion women floatin' on this third rock from this sun
And I can't find one
Well, at least not yet
When they gonna make a redneck bachelorette?

I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On our hate-love
Island
Y'all, I think I'm breaking bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season three
Tryna find love as seen on TV

Tryna find love as seen on TV!
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