Bundle of Joy

Underneath it all I'm a really nice guy
Sometimes I'm a dick and I don't know why
But I tend to my garden And I've paid my dues
Sometimes I get disgusted and I blow a fuse

I'm a bad motherfucker and I take no
Shit, spent my last $20 on a cocaine hit
If ya hear any noise - it's just me and the boys
I'm a rock & roll god and a bundle of joy

Bad motherfucker and I look like spit,
Back me in a corner and I lose my shit
I'm in JC Penney with the brides and the
Grooms and i'm masturbatin' in the fittin' room

Cause I'm a bad motherfucker and I take
No shit, spent my last $20 on a cocaine hit
If ya hear any noise - it's just me and the boys
Cause I'm a rock & roll god and a bundle of joy

Little puppy dogs, buttons, and bows
Sure am sorry, your life totally blows
Scouts honor I'm a good old boy
I'm just a bundle of joy

Ahhh!

I'm a bad motherfucker and I take no
Shit, spent my last $20 on a freebase hit
If ya hear any noise - it's just me and the boys
Cause I'm a rock & roll god and a bundle of joy

Bundle of joy
Just a bundle of joy
Bundle of joy
A bundle of joy

Yep!