Tardigrade Song

[00:10.18] If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
[00:15.23] Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?
[00:20.26] Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
[00:25.30] These are the things that I never will learn
[00:30.57] These are the things I never will learn...
[00:40.78] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
[00:46.51] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
[00:50.87] I live in the shrubbery, for that's all I crave (Ah ha)
[00:56.10] I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave (Ah ha)
[01:01.15] I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink (Ah ha)
[01:06.24] And put up with hardships more than you can think
[01:11.15] And put up with hardships more than you can think...
[01:19.17]
[01:21.77] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
[01:26.97] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
[01:31.54] If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out
[01:36.77] I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15-odd years
[01:41.77] I'd wake up, come water, and get on with living
[01:46.88] With time in my pocket to pass by the day
[01:52.03] If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home (Ah ha)
[01:57.53] Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne? (Ah ha)
[02:02.58] Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn (Ah ha)
[02:07.76] These are the things that I will never learn
[02:12.83] These are the things I never will learn...
[02:23.17] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
[02:28.32] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
[02:33.26] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
[02:38.40] Lai, lai-lai lai-lai, lai-lai lai-lai...
[02:43.67] For I am a tardigrade (Ah ha)
[02:48.73] And I'll stay at home (Ah ha)
[02:53.66] I'd not trade it for anything (Ah ha)
[02:58.36] Not a knife, a cup or a throne (Woo ooh, ooh ooh ooh)
[03:03.81] Well, all I want is my shrubbery (Ah ha)
[03:08.49] And my little patch of moss (Ah ha)
[03:13.33] With my whisky in the cabinet (Ah ha)
[03:18.32] And my feet all clothed in socks
[03:24.47] And my feet clothed in socks...
[03:34.62] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
[03:39.63] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
[03:44.64] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
[03:49.63] Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
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