Space Captain
๐ต 2598 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:19 duration
๐ ID: 23566604
๐ Lyrics
No one prepared you for what you will see
When you climbed through the caverns of mercury
An explorer is what you want to be
But somethings are made to remain mystery
You want knowledge you're sure ambitious
True desire can be something vicious
Your persistence has got me suspicious
This universe can be outright malicious
You want to see
The whole galaxy
The meaning to life
Though it means casualties
Naturally fresh from academy
Never even been outside of the Earth's gravity
To the stars you think you found your calling
King of Mars your hubris is appalling
The throne is ours tell me why you're stalling
Strike the king through the heart Saturn's majesty is falling
Space Captain
Tell me what happened
Were you nappin'
With your hand on thruster
Failed your mission
Resign your position
Nuclear fission
In the hands of a buster
Call the mechanic
Stranded on new planet
You took advantage
Of catastrophic disaster
They lost our message
O2 low percentage
Scouting the wreckage
Where you pocketed a blaster
Signal to earth
Houston sent us to trouble
And now we must rebuild rocket
With space rock and rubble
Down on our luck in this piece of junk shuttle
Light years from home couldn't spot with the hubble
Oxygen low and morale in the gutter
As we toast with the last of dehydrated butter
Then all of a sudden the engine she sputters
Ra pa pa pa ra pa pa ra pa pa!
Antigravity systems online now we hover
Check out this badge it's the mark of the phoenix
For escaping the heat on the surface of Venus
And this one here with the beautiful pattern
It's from killing all the dragons in the atmosphere of Saturn
This gold trophy is why they all call me Hercules
Singlehandedly conquered the monster of Mercury
And this one here is my most prized possession
From climbing up Olympus Mons to teach the king of Mars a lesson
Ship commander tried to get up in my face
Says I've committed cosmic crimes and I've doomed the human race
Does anybody wanna join him in his place
Hit the airlock open kick em all into space
And so you know I'm a qualified traveler
Your new ambassador sorry for the massacre
Headed to a black hole tighten up your fastener
Hold on wait a minute do we have another challenger?
My patented biotech exoskeleton
Jabbin through your abdomen like it was made of gelatin
Would you like another demonstration gentlemen
All opposed come at me while I've got all this adrenaline
Or say good bye to this side of the galaxy
And every single thing you thought you knew about reality
This is something that they'll never show you in academy
To tap into the true potential of human anatomy
When you climbed through the caverns of mercury
An explorer is what you want to be
But somethings are made to remain mystery
You want knowledge you're sure ambitious
True desire can be something vicious
Your persistence has got me suspicious
This universe can be outright malicious
You want to see
The whole galaxy
The meaning to life
Though it means casualties
Naturally fresh from academy
Never even been outside of the Earth's gravity
To the stars you think you found your calling
King of Mars your hubris is appalling
The throne is ours tell me why you're stalling
Strike the king through the heart Saturn's majesty is falling
Space Captain
Tell me what happened
Were you nappin'
With your hand on thruster
Failed your mission
Resign your position
Nuclear fission
In the hands of a buster
Call the mechanic
Stranded on new planet
You took advantage
Of catastrophic disaster
They lost our message
O2 low percentage
Scouting the wreckage
Where you pocketed a blaster
Signal to earth
Houston sent us to trouble
And now we must rebuild rocket
With space rock and rubble
Down on our luck in this piece of junk shuttle
Light years from home couldn't spot with the hubble
Oxygen low and morale in the gutter
As we toast with the last of dehydrated butter
Then all of a sudden the engine she sputters
Ra pa pa pa ra pa pa ra pa pa!
Antigravity systems online now we hover
Check out this badge it's the mark of the phoenix
For escaping the heat on the surface of Venus
And this one here with the beautiful pattern
It's from killing all the dragons in the atmosphere of Saturn
This gold trophy is why they all call me Hercules
Singlehandedly conquered the monster of Mercury
And this one here is my most prized possession
From climbing up Olympus Mons to teach the king of Mars a lesson
Ship commander tried to get up in my face
Says I've committed cosmic crimes and I've doomed the human race
Does anybody wanna join him in his place
Hit the airlock open kick em all into space
And so you know I'm a qualified traveler
Your new ambassador sorry for the massacre
Headed to a black hole tighten up your fastener
Hold on wait a minute do we have another challenger?
My patented biotech exoskeleton
Jabbin through your abdomen like it was made of gelatin
Would you like another demonstration gentlemen
All opposed come at me while I've got all this adrenaline
Or say good bye to this side of the galaxy
And every single thing you thought you knew about reality
This is something that they'll never show you in academy
To tap into the true potential of human anatomy