King of the House

[Verse 1]
Chores at home? Nah, they don’t know me.
Oven’s on, stove’s burning—about to blow, see?
Laundry's waiting, like I got the time,
Can’t even step in my room, it's a laundry crime.
Cook dinner? Ha! That’s a maybe.
Sit by the stove like it's gonna save me.
But while it’s heating, I ordered a pizza,
Why stress it out? Delivery's cheaper.
[Hook / Chorus]
I’m the king of the house, living alone,
No laundry folding, I ain’t on my own.
Dishes? Forget it—I'm too tired tonight,
No cleaning at all, ‘cause that’s not my fight!
I’m the king of the house, mess all around,
But a pizza just dropped—yo, that’s my crown.
Is the bed made? Man, I don’t know,
Don’t take advice from me, I’m royal, bro!
[Verse 2]
Tossed a plate in the sink like a pro,
But can’t fit more—it’s already full, bro!
Went out for bread, got totally lost,
Nobody asked—my couch is still the boss.
My cat? Yeah, started his own kingdom,
Climbed the couch, now rules with wisdom.
Doesn’t care 'bout me, he’s got his reign,
Sits on his throne, ignores my pain.
[Hook / Chorus]
I’m the king of the house, living alone,
No laundry folding, I ain’t on my own.
Dishes? Forget it—I'm too tired tonight,
No cleaning at all, ‘cause that’s not my fight!
I’m the king of the house, mess all around,
But a pizza just dropped—yo, that’s my crown.
Is the bed made? Man, I don’t know,
Don’t take advice from me, I’m royal, bro!
[Outro – Spoken Word Style]
Bro… cleaning, cooking, all that? Nah.
I’m the boss in this castle—simple as that.
Let someone else do dishes, I got pizza.
‘Cause I’m the one, the only… King of the House.