Where the Dicks Are (Reprise)

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D MEET A GUY
WHO I WOULD FANCY AS MUCH AS YOU
YOU ARE SO FIT AND ALSO,
WHAT A BULGE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLACE
BUT SOMEHOW I'M GONNA SIT ON YOUR FACE...
Oh sire thank goodness! We were sure you'd perished!
Listen Grimsby, I thought I was a gonner kebab back there but I was saved by an angel. A sexy ginger angel. Singing a funny little ditty-
AAAH- AAAAH-
C'mon, your majesty. Let's get you back to the castle.
TAKE ME ON A BEACH
TAKE ME ON A BOAT
AIN'T GOT A VAGINA BUT I'VE GOT A THROAT
WATCH AND YOU'LL SEE
SOMEDAY I'LL BE
WHERE THE DICKS ARE!