Oozing Rectal Feast

Purulent hemorrhoidal inflammation
Irritating rectal rash
I scrape out the crepitating cavity
To scour out the festering gash

Caked on pus and dribbling cess
Extracted with care and precision
Removing stagnant grime and watery chyme
I tear out lacerating incisions

Gaping septic sores
Draining ulcerous gore
Pyorrheic waste
Your rectal fluid I taste

Grate the mess
Drink the cess
Lick the rash
Your hemorrhoids I gnash

Scraped and hacked
Crepitated and cracked
Encrusted and raw
Your sphincter I gnaw