Where’s My Pen

[Verse 1]
Where’s my pen? Gone again,
Was here yesterday, now it’s pretend.
Used to write with it all the time,
Now I’m thinkin’ someone stole it on the sly.
Opened the drawer, it’s empty space,
Closet’s like Bermuda—things just erase.
Mom said, “If you put it back, it won’t disappear,”
But I’m the detective, and the culprit’s near.
[Hook / Chorus]
Where’s my pen? Lost once more!
Like it’s got legs and walked out the door.
Found my notebook, and my eraser too,
But no pen? What kind of magic voodoo?
Where’s my pen? Come out, show face!
How does a pen vanish without a trace?
I’m not sayin’ much, but there’s a spy,
A pen collector ghost lives in my life—no lie!
[Verse 2]
Bought a new pen, said “This one’s tough,”
Brand new, stamped “Won’t get lost” stuff.
Opened the pack, but it disappeared quick,
I swear this house has a secret pen pit.
Bought another, wrote my name,
So if it gets stolen, I’d know the game.
No one cared, they just laughed at me,
Said “Who still uses pens, seriously?”
[Hook / Chorus]
Where’s my pen? Lost once more!
Like it went to Hogwarts, turned into a wand for sure.
I gotta take notes, gotta plan my day,
But penless plans just don’t play.
Where’s my pen? Nobody asks,
The whole world’s silent like it’s a minor task.
But I blew it up ‘cause it’s a drama,
This song’s for my pen… still missing—bah!
[Outro - Spoken Word]
Friends… guard your lost pens,
It’s not just stationery, it’s trust that ends.
It’s the fear that your own stuff won’t stay,
I’m still on the hunt… don’t leave me this way.