Wow Croatia

Wow, Croatia
It's hard to say
Living on the Moon
The Earth don't look the same

To think about leaving
Is just to betray
Sun and beach paradise
What else can you say

Cheers from Croatia - it's not hard to say
Pay up front, and I'll see you on your way
Tourist trap or a real chic decision
Money's the rap, claw your place for some provision

The sun don't shine the same
In many a different place
But you'd have to be insane, to paint that on your face
Farewell, adieu, thanks but no thanks
I'll buy my beer way over the sea
Where I can seem to be, away from you but not from me
Goodbye Croatia

Welcome to Croatia - just might be on Mars
Heavy tourist traffic right at your door
You're alright, it's the heat, you're losing control

By planes and trains, in cars and buses
We're set free,
We can be free from their demographic pluses
Should've set sail years ago
But it's only getting to us now
No matter how much time had flown
Time to leave's right now!