Sammy's Got A Samovar

My name is Samsung of Hallowell
My teakettle's blue and it's got little bells
I got a yellow dress and when I put it on
Sunbeams and sparkle light up Central Avenue
I twist a hip, the markets dip, the steeping tea
Inflates the fiber-optic lines with potpourri
At my command the vapors rise and overcome
Herbal and oolong float down Central Avenue
It's better if you let him flow
It's better if you let him go
He's singing out every song, better come along better not
Meddle with the kettle with the bells that go ding
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong!
Sammy's got a samovar
He knows just who you are
And he's got an avatar
Try to find your way around
Basking in the Sammy shine
It cannot be confined
All you unbelievers, hear our mighty roar
Samsung Sammy got butterflies
Samsung Sammy, he's idolized
A candidate to be canonized
Samsung Sammy
Samsung Sammy flies turboprops
Samsung Sammy grows cover crops
Samsung Sammy in a beauty shop
Samsung Sammy
Samsung Sammy - what's he got?
Samsung Sammy - what's he got?
Samsung Sammy - what's he got?
He's got tea pots on his culottes!
I cause the dance, I cause the song and decibels
I'm shortlisted for Top Ten of Hallowell
My blue sash it matches with my dungarees
Lapis lazuli lining Central Avenue
Give me a strainer and some loose leaf chamomile
You'll see the footage on tomorrow's newsreel
I jack the bass, I boost the bomb and let it fly
Chamomile coursing down Central Avenue
It's better if you let him flow
It's better if you let him go
He's singing out every song, better come along better not
Meddle with the kettle with the bells that go ding
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong!
Sammy's got a samovar
He knows just who you are
And he's got an avatar
Try to find your way around
Basking in the Sammy shine
It cannot be confined
All you unbelievers, doubters and deceivers
Tune in to your routers and radio receivers
Sammy's song is so iconic
Causes all the plate tectonics
Cover story, fashionista
Brews tea better than baristas
Hear the bells of Sammy's sound
See the tea leaves raining down
Try to find your way around that