Bottom's Gonna Be on Top

[00:00.82] No more Mr. Anonymous
[00:04.33] No more world that is nick bottom-less
[00:08.18] My name will be synonymous with being on the top
[00:19.86] I can see it now
[00:22.54] I'm the cat's me-ow
[00:24.91] It's a hit, pow!
[00:26.70] It's gonna be great, gonna be great
[00:29.33] Everywhere I go
[00:31.78] They will love me so
[00:33.86] Hail my name
[00:35.63] Oh, it's gonna be great, gonna be great
[00:38.32] Master Bottom, you're such a wonderful writer
[00:41.93] You really think so?
[00:42.89] And your talent is talent beyond compare
[00:46.38] Why thank you
[00:47.45] You're a star, you are, and you couldn't be brighter
[00:51.05] Well, now you're just embarrassing me!
[00:52.22] You're a real visionary
[00:54.86] Thank you Jesus and Hail Mary!
[00:56.91] This bottom's gonna be on top
[00:59.39] This bottom's gonna be on top
[01:01.77] Man, I'm gonna sizzle
[01:02.88] Man, I'm gonna pop
[01:04.05] And this bottom's gonna be on top
[01:09.19] This is heaven sent
[01:11.42] Feeling confident
[01:13.86] Money well spent
[01:15.86] It's gonna be great, gonna be great
[01:18.52] Throw a big parade
[01:20.95] Praises will be made
[01:23.35] Compliments paid
[01:25.14] It's gonna be great, gonna be great
[01:27.48] Me and baby are so eternally grateful
[01:30.74] You're who I'm doing it for
[01:32.60] Thank you for our cottage in the woods
[01:35.42] You deserve it!
[01:36.54] If gratitude were a food I'd have a big plateful
[01:40.48] Nice metaphor, bro
[01:41.95] You're the greatest
[01:43.14] You da man
[01:43.93] I really shouldn't say it
[01:45.18] But yes I am!
[01:46.35] This bottom's gonna be on top
[01:48.65] This bottom's gonna be on top
[01:51.37] Once I get goin', never gonna stop
[01:53.72] Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top
[01:56.09]
[02:05.71] We are the royalty of the Renaissance writers
[02:10.51] Now we're handing down the crown to you
[02:15.24] You were a nobody but then overnight
[02:18.27] You're someone better than the rest of us
[02:22.62] Now you are the best of us
[02:27.12] Not so fast!
[02:31.94] Hello, Will, I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight
[02:35.82] The top sir, nay, thou surely doth jest
[02:38.87] I say on my honour here I doth protest
[02:41.53] Yawn
[02:43.03] Rhyming couplet? That is so 1580's
[02:46.44] Oh yeah?
[02:49.28] Well
[02:51.26] If you want to make it to the top
[02:53.79] Then you're gonna have to go through me
[02:56.15] 'Cause on the top is where I live
[02:57.69] And I will not be giving up that easily
[03:00.08] So there!
[03:01.58] Oh man, I have been waiting for this moment for so long
[03:04.59] I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch
[03:06.80] Oh, no you won't
[03:08.64] Oh, yes, I will
[03:10.08] Oh, no, you won't
[03:10.66] Oh, yes, I will
[03:11.57] Oh, no, you won't
[03:12.12] Oh, yes, I will
[03:12.74] Oh, no, you won't
[03:13.62] My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours
[03:16.28] In your dreams
[03:18.01] I am the best
[03:19.46] You can't be the best because I am the best
[03:21.88] I have written 12 plays and each one is a testament to my great skill
[03:25.43] I am the Will
[03:26.99] And I wrote Taming of the Shrew and
[03:28.06] Richard III and Richard II and Henry's IV, V, VI
[03:30.77] And Titus Andronicus
[03:32.52] And, oh, did I forget Romeo and Juliet?
[03:36.48] Well, I have just written the thing that the
[03:38.18] Critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen
[03:40.30] The people are lovin' it
[03:41.12] Can't get enough of it
[03:42.11] Everyone, even including the Queen
[03:44.53] She recently invited me to her castle where she knighted me
[03:48.19] And privately she told me that you're not any
[03:49.57] Good, not any good, not any good, not any good
[03:51.73] And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit
[03:54.13] And none of them's as good as my musical Omelette
[04:00.45] Wait a minute
[04:01.91] You wrote Omelette?
[04:04.32] Yes
[04:06.35] I never thought that I would meet my equal
[04:09.81] But I concede I have been bested by the best
[04:15.24] Maybe we could partner on a sequel
[04:18.52] Oh my, how the tide has turned
[04:21.57] Let's review
[04:22.41] What have we learned?
[04:23.63] See, you were here
[04:24.72] But now we've swapped
[04:26.23] So kiss this bottom
[04:27.41] I'm on the top
[04:28.55]
[04:38.55] Yeah (he's on top) yeah, yeah (he's on top)
[04:41.88] Right where I want to be!
[04:43.20] (Wa-wa-wa-wa) yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top
[04:47.78] (He's on top, he's on top)
[04:52.89] Wa-wa-wa-wa yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top
[04:57.25] Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top
[04:59.94] Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top
[05:04.49] You want us to write "Omelet"? Oh, I'm not so sure about this
[05:10.15] Well, I am little brother
[05:11.61] So raise a glass to "Omelet: The Musical"!
[05:14.69] Bottoms up! (bottoms up)
[05:21.66] Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top!
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