I Made a Baby/Breast Milk
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I know about it because I have a baby now
I have a fuckin'- I made a baby
I made a human being
It's from me, from my genetics
Thank you very much, I really appreciate that
I didn't do anything, I don't deserve any applause
I do what I always did, I fucked my girlfriend
That's it
She did all the extra work, it's amazing
I just got a free baby, I didn't have to do anything extra
I didn't do any of the work
She had to do everything, her whole body changed
She gained all this weight, she grew a person inside of her
Her tits turned into milk machines
Me? Nothin', I felt great
I slept good, I had to deal with her complaining a little bit
But it was nothi- she was pretty cool
You know, it was no big deal
It's crazy, and all of a sudden you have a fuckin' baby
And you love it so much
It's a biological change, man
I felt some weird- 'cause I was tryna pay attention to it
'Cause I was like, "This is gonna be interesting
What is this gonna be like, to make a human being
And have a little you runnin' around?"
You just feel clicks, switches just go off in your fuckin' brain
Your body just sends you some messages
"You gotta take care of this baby now
Your life's different now it's not about you, it's about the baby"
And the baby's like, "Ehh,"
And I'm like, "Oh shit, I gotta take care of her
Okay, cool, okay, what do I gotta do?"
And you- you love them so much
You can't even believe what love is
You can't believe you could love something that much
And really, it's a biological trick
It's your brain producing a chemical called oxytocin
And it's to keep you from eating them
When you get really hungry
And she drinks breast milk that my girlfriend pumps like a farm animal
It's the fuckin' trippiest shit I've ever seen in my life
She sits with suction cups on her nipples alright?
And they're attached to these tubes that's attached to a machine
And she turns the machine on, and her nipples just start
Spittin' milk into these little cups, just
"Neep, neep, neep, neep, neep, neep"
And I walk by and I'm like
"You two motherfuckers are dead to me, alright?
I don't even know you, I thought you were toys
But that milk must be fuckin' delicious
'Cause I swear to God, I've never expressed enjoyment
The way she does when she eats that milk
She gets a hold of that breast milk, man
And her whole little body's like
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm"
Her little toes are spreadin' apart
"Mmm, mmm," I'm like, "have you ever liked anything that much?
Have you ever been at a restaurant, just
"Om nom, nom, mmm, mmm, mmm?"
She gets as much milk into her little body
As she can fit, so it's like up to here, and then she
"Bleh," spits some of it up, shits her pants, and blacks out
I'm like, "Damn, my little girl knows how to party"
I have a fuckin'- I made a baby
I made a human being
It's from me, from my genetics
Thank you very much, I really appreciate that
I didn't do anything, I don't deserve any applause
I do what I always did, I fucked my girlfriend
That's it
She did all the extra work, it's amazing
I just got a free baby, I didn't have to do anything extra
I didn't do any of the work
She had to do everything, her whole body changed
She gained all this weight, she grew a person inside of her
Her tits turned into milk machines
Me? Nothin', I felt great
I slept good, I had to deal with her complaining a little bit
But it was nothi- she was pretty cool
You know, it was no big deal
It's crazy, and all of a sudden you have a fuckin' baby
And you love it so much
It's a biological change, man
I felt some weird- 'cause I was tryna pay attention to it
'Cause I was like, "This is gonna be interesting
What is this gonna be like, to make a human being
And have a little you runnin' around?"
You just feel clicks, switches just go off in your fuckin' brain
Your body just sends you some messages
"You gotta take care of this baby now
Your life's different now it's not about you, it's about the baby"
And the baby's like, "Ehh,"
And I'm like, "Oh shit, I gotta take care of her
Okay, cool, okay, what do I gotta do?"
And you- you love them so much
You can't even believe what love is
You can't believe you could love something that much
And really, it's a biological trick
It's your brain producing a chemical called oxytocin
And it's to keep you from eating them
When you get really hungry
And she drinks breast milk that my girlfriend pumps like a farm animal
It's the fuckin' trippiest shit I've ever seen in my life
She sits with suction cups on her nipples alright?
And they're attached to these tubes that's attached to a machine
And she turns the machine on, and her nipples just start
Spittin' milk into these little cups, just
"Neep, neep, neep, neep, neep, neep"
And I walk by and I'm like
"You two motherfuckers are dead to me, alright?
I don't even know you, I thought you were toys
But that milk must be fuckin' delicious
'Cause I swear to God, I've never expressed enjoyment
The way she does when she eats that milk
She gets a hold of that breast milk, man
And her whole little body's like
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm"
Her little toes are spreadin' apart
"Mmm, mmm," I'm like, "have you ever liked anything that much?
Have you ever been at a restaurant, just
"Om nom, nom, mmm, mmm, mmm?"
She gets as much milk into her little body
As she can fit, so it's like up to here, and then she
"Bleh," spits some of it up, shits her pants, and blacks out
I'm like, "Damn, my little girl knows how to party"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.04] I know about it because I have a baby now
[00:01.33] I have a fuckin'- I made a baby
[00:03.09] I made a human being
[00:04.35] It's from me, from my genetics
[00:07.49] Thank you very much, I really appreciate that
[00:10.44] I didn't do anything, I don't deserve any applause
[00:12.60] I do what I always did, I fucked my girlfriend
[00:14.38] That's it
[00:15.68] She did all the extra work, it's amazing
[00:17.59] I just got a free baby, I didn't have to do anything extra
[00:21.61] I didn't do any of the work
[00:22.73] She had to do everything, her whole body changed
[00:24.37] She gained all this weight, she grew a person inside of her
[00:27.17] Her tits turned into milk machines
[00:28.56] Me? Nothin', I felt great
[00:31.61] I slept good, I had to deal with her complaining a little bit
[00:33.74] But it was nothi- she was pretty cool
[00:34.82] You know, it was no big deal
[00:36.48] It's crazy, and all of a sudden you have a fuckin' baby
[00:38.22] And you love it so much
[00:40.15] It's a biological change, man
[00:41.88] I felt some weird- 'cause I was tryna pay attention to it
[00:43.94] 'Cause I was like, "This is gonna be interesting
[00:45.20] What is this gonna be like, to make a human being
[00:47.35] And have a little you runnin' around?"
[00:48.57] You just feel clicks, switches just go off in your fuckin' brain
[00:52.12] Your body just sends you some messages
[00:54.39] "You gotta take care of this baby now
[00:55.88] Your life's different now it's not about you, it's about the baby"
[00:58.60] And the baby's like, "Ehh,"
[00:59.81] And I'm like, "Oh shit, I gotta take care of her
[01:01.91] Okay, cool, okay, what do I gotta do?"
[01:03.53] And you- you love them so much
[01:06.20] You can't even believe what love is
[01:07.77] You can't believe you could love something that much
[01:10.13] And really, it's a biological trick
[01:12.24] It's your brain producing a chemical called oxytocin
[01:15.36] And it's to keep you from eating them
[01:16.60] When you get really hungry
[01:20.92] And she drinks breast milk that my girlfriend pumps like a farm animal
[01:23.95] It's the fuckin' trippiest shit I've ever seen in my life
[01:26.91] She sits with suction cups on her nipples alright?
[01:30.05] And they're attached to these tubes that's attached to a machine
[01:32.62] And she turns the machine on, and her nipples just start
[01:34.47] Spittin' milk into these little cups, just
[01:37.21] "Neep, neep, neep, neep, neep, neep"
[01:39.23] And I walk by and I'm like
[01:41.02] "You two motherfuckers are dead to me, alright?
[01:44.14] I don't even know you, I thought you were toys
[01:47.72] But that milk must be fuckin' delicious
[01:49.84] 'Cause I swear to God, I've never expressed enjoyment
[01:53.19] The way she does when she eats that milk
[01:55.20] She gets a hold of that breast milk, man
[01:56.99] And her whole little body's like
[01:58.28] "Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm"
[02:02.06] Her little toes are spreadin' apart
[02:03.75] "Mmm, mmm," I'm like, "have you ever liked anything that much?
[02:08.90] Have you ever been at a restaurant, just
[02:10.35] "Om nom, nom, mmm, mmm, mmm?"
[02:13.91] She gets as much milk into her little body
[02:16.09] As she can fit, so it's like up to here, and then she
[02:17.85] "Bleh," spits some of it up, shits her pants, and blacks out
[02:22.33] I'm like, "Damn, my little girl knows how to party"
[02:25.42]
[00:01.33] I have a fuckin'- I made a baby
[00:03.09] I made a human being
[00:04.35] It's from me, from my genetics
[00:07.49] Thank you very much, I really appreciate that
[00:10.44] I didn't do anything, I don't deserve any applause
[00:12.60] I do what I always did, I fucked my girlfriend
[00:14.38] That's it
[00:15.68] She did all the extra work, it's amazing
[00:17.59] I just got a free baby, I didn't have to do anything extra
[00:21.61] I didn't do any of the work
[00:22.73] She had to do everything, her whole body changed
[00:24.37] She gained all this weight, she grew a person inside of her
[00:27.17] Her tits turned into milk machines
[00:28.56] Me? Nothin', I felt great
[00:31.61] I slept good, I had to deal with her complaining a little bit
[00:33.74] But it was nothi- she was pretty cool
[00:34.82] You know, it was no big deal
[00:36.48] It's crazy, and all of a sudden you have a fuckin' baby
[00:38.22] And you love it so much
[00:40.15] It's a biological change, man
[00:41.88] I felt some weird- 'cause I was tryna pay attention to it
[00:43.94] 'Cause I was like, "This is gonna be interesting
[00:45.20] What is this gonna be like, to make a human being
[00:47.35] And have a little you runnin' around?"
[00:48.57] You just feel clicks, switches just go off in your fuckin' brain
[00:52.12] Your body just sends you some messages
[00:54.39] "You gotta take care of this baby now
[00:55.88] Your life's different now it's not about you, it's about the baby"
[00:58.60] And the baby's like, "Ehh,"
[00:59.81] And I'm like, "Oh shit, I gotta take care of her
[01:01.91] Okay, cool, okay, what do I gotta do?"
[01:03.53] And you- you love them so much
[01:06.20] You can't even believe what love is
[01:07.77] You can't believe you could love something that much
[01:10.13] And really, it's a biological trick
[01:12.24] It's your brain producing a chemical called oxytocin
[01:15.36] And it's to keep you from eating them
[01:16.60] When you get really hungry
[01:20.92] And she drinks breast milk that my girlfriend pumps like a farm animal
[01:23.95] It's the fuckin' trippiest shit I've ever seen in my life
[01:26.91] She sits with suction cups on her nipples alright?
[01:30.05] And they're attached to these tubes that's attached to a machine
[01:32.62] And she turns the machine on, and her nipples just start
[01:34.47] Spittin' milk into these little cups, just
[01:37.21] "Neep, neep, neep, neep, neep, neep"
[01:39.23] And I walk by and I'm like
[01:41.02] "You two motherfuckers are dead to me, alright?
[01:44.14] I don't even know you, I thought you were toys
[01:47.72] But that milk must be fuckin' delicious
[01:49.84] 'Cause I swear to God, I've never expressed enjoyment
[01:53.19] The way she does when she eats that milk
[01:55.20] She gets a hold of that breast milk, man
[01:56.99] And her whole little body's like
[01:58.28] "Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm"
[02:02.06] Her little toes are spreadin' apart
[02:03.75] "Mmm, mmm," I'm like, "have you ever liked anything that much?
[02:08.90] Have you ever been at a restaurant, just
[02:10.35] "Om nom, nom, mmm, mmm, mmm?"
[02:13.91] She gets as much milk into her little body
[02:16.09] As she can fit, so it's like up to here, and then she
[02:17.85] "Bleh," spits some of it up, shits her pants, and blacks out
[02:22.33] I'm like, "Damn, my little girl knows how to party"
[02:25.42]