Toad of Toad Hall

Toad of Toad Hall

Standing on the front steps
Of my ancestoral home
Built by my forefathers
Courageous heroes all

Such a splendid fellow
So charming, smarm and good
From mole to mouse, I've the finest house
In the neighborhood

A painter and a poet (so gifted)
A gifted raconteur (such a modest soul)
So generous of spirit
And regular convener!
Ho-ho!

I care not for those jealous (he cares not)
Who say I'm a foolish toad (such a foolish toad)
For I'm king of the arts, king of the air
And king of the road!
Ho-ho-ho ho!