President Luci-fail
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He came from Hell in a three-piece suit,
Promised free brimstone and a demon flute.
"Healthcare for all! And goat for lunch!"
Then he sneezed and nuked a school of hunch.
He made the moon his Minister of Cheese,
Banned Tuesdays, and declared war on Bees.
Said: "Every vote's a sacred rite!"
Then bit the ballot box mid-flight.
Oh Luci-Fail! President of pain!
He outlawed rain and replaced it with flame.
He held a summit with a talking pie,
And signed a treaty with a horse that can't die!
(WHAT?!)
He built a wall made of squeaky toys,
Declared all fish "illegal boys."
He whispered secrets to a ham,
And knighted a poodle named Uncle Sam.
He fired the cabinet. Literally. Poof!
Then tried to host G20 on the roof.
He passed a law: "No socks allowed,"
Then danced with ghosts in front of a crowd.
He printed money made of cheese,
Then taxed the wind and banned all knees!
Declared "From now, the anthem's dubstep,"
And barked at the moon like a malfunctioning pup.
Oh Luci-Fail! The Devil in charge!
He replaced all tanks with giant barge.
He sent ambassadors to the sun,
They melted fast โ "Oops, guess we're done!"
(Minister Meltdown, 2025โฆ)
So here we are, the country's toast,
We drink hot sauce and vote by ghost.
Next year's plan? A flying zooโฆ
Led by Satan's pet kangaroo!
"Democracy was a nice experiment."
Promised free brimstone and a demon flute.
"Healthcare for all! And goat for lunch!"
Then he sneezed and nuked a school of hunch.
He made the moon his Minister of Cheese,
Banned Tuesdays, and declared war on Bees.
Said: "Every vote's a sacred rite!"
Then bit the ballot box mid-flight.
Oh Luci-Fail! President of pain!
He outlawed rain and replaced it with flame.
He held a summit with a talking pie,
And signed a treaty with a horse that can't die!
(WHAT?!)
He built a wall made of squeaky toys,
Declared all fish "illegal boys."
He whispered secrets to a ham,
And knighted a poodle named Uncle Sam.
He fired the cabinet. Literally. Poof!
Then tried to host G20 on the roof.
He passed a law: "No socks allowed,"
Then danced with ghosts in front of a crowd.
He printed money made of cheese,
Then taxed the wind and banned all knees!
Declared "From now, the anthem's dubstep,"
And barked at the moon like a malfunctioning pup.
Oh Luci-Fail! The Devil in charge!
He replaced all tanks with giant barge.
He sent ambassadors to the sun,
They melted fast โ "Oops, guess we're done!"
(Minister Meltdown, 2025โฆ)
So here we are, the country's toast,
We drink hot sauce and vote by ghost.
Next year's plan? A flying zooโฆ
Led by Satan's pet kangaroo!
"Democracy was a nice experiment."