Codswallop!

This election was so boring
All the usual guff
Iffy Rishi. Dreary Kier.
Oh, I had enough
Codswallop!
You know that nothing’s going to change
Codswallop!
They must think we’re all deranged
Codswallop!
Lied to just again and again
Codswallop!
Codswallop!
Pawns of globalist mind
Codswallop!
Continuity defined
Codswallop!
Two cheeks of the same behind
Codswallop
They say they’ll
Fix housing
And fix inflation
Fix climate change
Fix immigration
Fix the NHS
And fix taxation
Fix welfare
Fix the nation
Codswallop!
They’ll only give us more of the same
Codswallop!
Gotta go through this again?
Codswallop!
Every single thing they claim
Codswallop!
Keir Starmer has pledged £28 billion to create a green prosperity fund.
Rishi Sunak is definitely going to fly planes to Rwanda
Yada yada yada yada
Codswallop!
Is there any end to this?
Codswallop!
Someone put an end to this
Codswallop!
Falling into the abyss
Codswallop!
Nigel Farage has announced that he will be contesting the seat of Clacton on Sea
What?
Wallop!
He’s back with his grin.
Wallop!
They thought they’d got rid of him.
Wallop!
He’s going make such a din.
Wallop
With a ciggy and a pint of
Wallop!
His speeches gonna make them weep
Wallop!
Some accountability
Wallop!
What a pain he’s going to be
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Wallop!