King of Awkwardness

There is no one in this world
Who is better than me
When it comes to dumb remarks
You can call me MVP
Wish I were a different man
Witty charming debonair
But nothing ever goes to plan
You can't take me anywhere
So all hail the king of awkwardness
Bow down he's such a fucking mess
Happens to me every time
I might as well say sorry now
Something strange is coming out
If I open up my mouth
Wish I were a different man
Witty charming debonair
But nothing ever goes to plan
You can't take me anywhere
So all hail the king of awkwardness
Bow down he's such a fucking mess
So if you'll accept my apology
I'm always saying the wrong thing
But if you can see your way to me oh yeah
You could be my queen
All hail the king of awkwardness
Bow down he's such a fucking mess
All hail the king of awkwardness
Bow down he's such a fucking mess