All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Uh, Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth (Rasta teeth), my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can eat on Christmas day
(Boy, am I hungry)

All I want for Christmas is a pumpkin pie
A Rastafari, a pumpkin pie
Some turkey and some trimmings would be very nice
To eat on Christmas day

I was just a shy country boy from Memphis
And I couldn't resist, I had to open those things
Those boxes, whatever they were under that tree
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, Tortelbus, you must give as well as receive
Come with me and learn the value of Christmas
But I gave away thirty-six Cadillacs this year, Santa

Give away (Give away, Tortata)
Give away
The other sleigh, Teta
Give away
Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Show the way (Show me you got the way you want)

I got no place to hide, I got no place to run
And if you think I'm nervous, ride home

It says here, "Tortelbus will talk about Kritmas on Kritmas on"
That must be southern for Christmas
But I'd just like to thank everybody
Who made this Christmas thing possible
Uh, Jay and Barry and, uh, Miles or whatever
But you know that Christmas is my favorite time of the year
And I'm going back to the place where I love to spend it the best
And I'm going back to Vegas for the holidays, baby

Christmas in Las Vegas
Christmas in Las Vegas
Christmas, Christmas in Las Vegas

I heard there's a new building or something
And I'm the first person to perform here, is this true?
I'll see y'all later