Yellow Dog Story

Now what I think I'll do
Is I'll take this opportunity
To tell y'all a story
CCause y'all haven't heard it yet
And it goes like this

There was a fellow, and he had a dog
A pet dog
And he used to walk his dog around
Every now and again
And anyway, well
It was a hot summer day
And he walking his dog
And he thought he'd stop off at the bar
And have himself a beer
And he did just that
H walked into the bar
And he walked up to the bar
And he put his change on the bar
And he said to the bartender
"I'd like a glass of beer"
And the bartender said
"Certainly, Sir, coming right up"

Meanwhile
While he was waiting for his beer
He looked down the bar
And there was this fellow
Sitting down the bar
With a big black slick
Mean-looking dog
Now the fellow
Down the other side of the bar
With the short fat squat
Ugy little yellow dog said
Nothing
But the guy with the big black slick
Mean-looking dog
Looked down the bar at the guy
With the short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog and said
"Hey, that sure is an ugly little dog
You got there mister
All short fat squat ugly and yellow."

Well the guy
With the short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog
Said to the guy
With the big black sleek
Mean-looking dog
"Yeah, well he may be ugly
But he sure can fight"

And the guy
With the big black slick
Mean-looking dog
Said to to the guy
With the short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog "Yeah?"
The guy with the short fat
Squat ugly little yellow dog said
"Yeah"

So they decided
They'd take them both out back
Behind the bar
And let them fight it out
"I'll put a fiver on mine
You put a fiver on yours
Winner take home the bucks"
They figured that was a good idea
And they did just that

They took them out the back
And they let them fight it out
And the short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog
Just kicked you-know-what
Out the big black slick
Mean-looking dog
And when the fight was over
And the big black
Slick mean-looking dog was over
In the corner licking his wounds
The short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog was hopping around

The guy with the big black slick
Mean-looking dog allowed as
Yeah, the short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog sure could fight
Bur
"I never seen a dog look like that before
All short fat squat little
Ugly and yellow
What kind of dog is that anyway?"
And the guy with the short fat squat
Ugly little yellow dog said to the guy
With the big black slick
Mean-looking dog

"Yeah, well he used to be an alligator
Before I cut his tail off
And painted him yellow"