GoldenBalls

Hey, has anybody seen my balls?
What do they look like?
They're golden

I was the boy next door
The one they said would never score
But just look at me now
I've showed the world and how
That I'm always on the ball

I've got just what it takes
Some follow my trends and some become fakes
I've got spice in my life
And now she's my wife
On every bedroom wall

Hey, hey, hey
'Cause I'm golden balls
Mr. Beckham to you
I'm golden balls
Mr. Beckham to you
And you
And I'm always on the ball
Mr. Beckham to you

Hear me

They say I'm the king of free-kicks
The Italians all want me and so do the chicks
But I'll stay where I am
I'm a Manchester man
I'm Fergie's golden ball

I'm captain, I feel I'm in heaven
May change my hair but I'm still number seven
The boy that done good
And I told you I would
I'm at your Beckham call

Hey, hey, hey
'Cause I'm golden balls
Mr. Beckham to you
I'm golden balls
Mr. Beckham to you
And you
And I'm always on the ball
Mr. Beckham to you

Hey, let's tell 'em like it is

All of the trophies that I have won
Don't compare to Brooklyn, my son
Wait 'til the world gets a load of me
Just look at me ma, I'm the top of the tree

'Cause I'm golden balls
Mr. Beckham to you
I'm golden balls
Mr. Beckham to you
And you
And I'm always on the ball
Mr. Beckham to you
Mr. Beckham to you
Mr. Beckham to you
Mr. Beckham to you

Can I have my balls back, please?