Puttin'

[00:15.98] Pull up to the clubhouse and they know me cause
[00:18.88] I play 18 holes of golf and I only putt
[00:23.46] Ain't no Torrey Pines I am more notorious
[00:27.93] Every time I putt I feel euphoria, Yeah
[00:32.63] Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
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[00:47.59] Yeah, I squat, read the lie
[00:49.48] Check the slope of the terrain
[00:51.63] Even though I am like
[00:53.46] Several hundred yards away from the hole
[00:56.90] Full-sized golf
[00:58.37] With a mini golf approach
[01:00.98] Putter in my hands and i'm not even close
[01:05.01] Played 18 and i shot 280
[01:09.07] Long line of guys behind who hate me
[01:12.90] But it doesn't phase me
[01:14.95] They all get enraged
[01:16.54] See me stop and smell the daisies
[01:19.15] They're like "What the fuck?"
[01:21.07] I say what's the rush
[01:23.07] Putt it out of bunkers
[01:24.84] And I even putt the rough
[01:26.67] From 200 yards away or 2
[01:29.07] It's the same shot
[01:30.98] They're like, "Can we play through?"
[01:32.83] No you may not. Yeah
[01:36.23] Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
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[01:51.67] That's a long way to putt, man
[01:54.42] Oh, is it?
[01:56.56] I'm a groundskeeper's dream: no divots
[02:00.30] When I finally reach the green
[02:02.37] Won't miss it, and even if I miss
[02:05.13] It's cause the green was so vivid
[02:08.26] If you need speed, try hockey
[02:11.96] Watching every green leaf as I'm walking
[02:16.02] Talking to the bees
[02:17.99] Breathe the spring breeze as it's wafting
[02:20.94] I'm not on mushrooms, but I remember what they taught me
[02:24.63] Every moment is a gift, the U.S. Open is my mind
[02:28.28] The Torrey Pines are full of sap
[02:30.23] I got a birdie on the fifth
[02:32.34] I mean I saw a robin fly
[02:34.35] I nestled up and took a nap
[02:36.34] The other golfer guys were pissed
[02:38.30] I wish them peace, they wish I'd die
[02:40.40] My caddy wish I'd pick a different club
[02:42.99] I just give him hugs
[02:44.27] And then I take another distance putt
[02:46.97] I won't leave a divot but
[02:48.74] I'll leave the path to grab a leaf
[02:50.75] They're mad at me, they'll make it to the Masters
[02:53.45] But I mastered peace
[02:56.63] Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
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