ANIME TIDDIES

[00:14.78] I want some big old anime tiddies, yuh
[00:18.46] Don't want no actual kitty, yuh
[00:22.19] And I know my boys wit me, yuh
[00:25.61] But who am I kidding
[00:29.60] I don't get girls
[00:31.22] They see me they hurl
[00:33.24] She won't unfurl
[00:35.03] I'm ugly and stupid and slow like a turtle
[00:36.85] I can't even dance
[00:38.77] Do a little prance
[00:40.61] Trip on my pants
[00:42.44] Can't stay in the lines when I use crayons
[00:44.34] Nah, nah
[00:47.53] Can't even stay in the fuckin lines when I use crayons
[00:51.52] But here comes my redemption arc
[00:53.50] Montage of me training hard
[00:55.20] Get buff and tear my clothes apart
[00:57.08] Cuz I just want her legs to part
[00:59.15] Rev her to start, we play Mario Kart
[01:00.90] DKs my pick and I fly like a dart
[01:02.80] Won't let her win, throw that bitch in the bin
[01:04.52] We play again and again for pride and for sin
[01:06.36] She takes it and takes it right on the chin
[01:08.19] And you won't get this, she wants all of my kids
[01:10.01] To make her my miss
[01:12.74] She'll swallow my jizz
[01:14.56] Just to make her my miss
[01:16.38] Just to make her my bitch
[01:18.25] But she won't get a kiss
[01:20.12] And I just might ditch
[01:21.99] But she can't resist
[01:23.76] Cuz she knows I'm rich
[01:25.58] Cuz she knows I'm rich
[01:28.46] I want some big old anime tiddies, yuh
[01:32.42] Don't want no actual kitty, yuh
[01:36.06] And I know my boys wit me, yuh
[01:39.48] But who am I kidding
[01:42.95] I don't want a waifu
[01:44.25] I want a degree
[01:45.18] I want my mom and dad
[01:46.27] To be proud of me
[01:47.15] Go back to school
[01:48.03] And clean up my room
[01:48.93] And clean up the lube
[01:49.80] Around the lips of Tohru
[01:50.79] I'm giving up on my Tsundere
[01:52.14] I'm being awake when it's actually day
[01:53.96] I'm getting Rem but it's actually sleep
[01:55.67] I'm becoming a member of society
[01:58.05] I'm giving up on my parent's basement
[01:59.85] I'm giving up on my League placements
[02:01.79] I'm cleaning up all my cum stains and
[02:03.61] I'm seeking more than these damn paintings
[02:06.34] I'm sorry to dooky
[02:07.65] I know I'm his mans
[02:09.52] But on this track
[02:10.52] I'm taking my stance
[02:12.74] I want a real girl, any girl
[02:14.00] One who's not drawn
[02:14.84] Who spares me a glance
[02:15.78] I want me a girl
[02:16.59] Who has actual hands
[02:17.55] An actual girl who has actual lips
[02:19.17] An actual body with actual hips
[02:21.13] But then I see the way that those titties bounce
[02:22.64] I come - back to my parent's house
[02:24.29] This fanfare's unfair
[02:25.46] Anime girls UwU
[02:26.78] Yeah, I need the lord's prayer