I Was A Teenage Monster

I was a teenage monster
Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh!
I was a teenage monster
Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh!
A horrible teenage monster
Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh!
Eighty kinds of hair all over my face
Long fingernails, my clothes a disgrace, a-huh-huh
Bah-ooh, ooh!
Then I met a teenage angel
Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah
A beautiful teenage angel
Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah
She looked at me once, then she looked again
She said I looked like something the cat dragged in, a-huh-huh
Bah-ooh, ooh!
She made me clip my hair, scrub my face
Made me a member of the "humane" race
Mirror mirror, look and see
Is that a clean cut, clean cut me?
I was a teenage monster
Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh!
Until I met a teenage angel
Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah
She took her lips and mixed them with mine
And up in smoke went old Frankenstein ahh
Bah-ooh, ooh!
She made me clip my hair, scrub my face
Made me a member of the "humane" race
Mirror mirror, look and see
Is that a clean cut, clean cut me?
Teenage monster-cology
I was a teenage monster
Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh!
'Til I met a teenage angel
Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah
She took her lips and mixed them with mine
And up in smoke went old Frankenstein, a-huh-huh
Bah-ooh, ooh!
Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah
I was a teenage monster -ooh!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah
Oh I was a bad boy