Talking Crowbar

I just woke up
In the A.M
Then I walked
To the kitchen in the living room
Don't ask me who put it there
Cause I couldn't tell you
I just live there
I just live there
Anyways back to the story
I walked in there and I found me a crowbar
And he spoke to me
He said"Hey man
How'd you get this house? It's really
Not affordable not affordable I made sure of that
Because I'm the owner"
And then I woke up
In the A.M
And then I walked
To the kitchen in the living room
And he wasn't there anymore