Chanukah Song Part II (Live)

Time to take out them menorahs
Put on your yarmulka
It's time for Chanukah
So much fun-ukah
To celebrate Chanukah, wohh

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
But when you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidel
With Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt
And all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half-Jewish
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky badass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And Flash Dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Bay watch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on that yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Two-time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman-ukah
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson's still not a Jew
But guess who is?
The guy who does the voice for Scooby-Doo
Scooby

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack

Guess who got Bar Mitzvah'd
On the PGA Tour
No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore

So many Jews are in the show biz, ahh
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is

Tell that old Amoni-kah
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced Chanukah
The "C" is silent in Chanukah

So read your Chukat Vanukah
Get drunk in Tijuana-ukah
If you really, really wanna-ukah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
Peace and love to everybody