Water At A Wedding (Acoustic Version)

Well, I didn't want to show up
But our families go way back
So, when you said your vows, that's exactly where I sat
Thank God for open bars
'Cause watching this shit ain't easy
And in the middle of y'all's first dance
Couldn't help but see you see me
And in a flash, I'm back to sippin' Jack with you
Before you found Mister Ole Miss
You tipped your glass at me, behind his back, and
I couldn't help but notice
You're drinking water at your wedding, girl
Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
If I'm a betting man, I'm betting, girl
You're scared to death of what this small town would think
Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all
I think that two pink lines appeared
Now you can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun, and your momma's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl
Your husband's got a beer
And he handed you champagne
And yeah, I saw you pour it down that vase
Now, don't be looking at me like you miss me
Hell, I'm just throwing back whiskey while
You're drinking water at your wedding, girl
Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
If I'm a betting man, I'm betting, girl
You're scared to death of what this small town would think
Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all
I think that two pink lines appeared
Now you can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun, and your momma's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl
Yeah, water at your wedding, girl
Yeah, about 2AM, two months ago, you showed up drunk at my place
Started tearing off clothes
Now we ain't talked about it sense
But sitting here, I'm thinking
What if I'm the reason that you're up there drinking
Water at your wedding, girl
I guess that we'll know in time
If I'm a betting man, I'm betting, girl
Your secret's gonna have my eyes
I think them tears ain't happy tears
You don't love him at all
I think that two pink lines appeared
Can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun, and your momma's pearls
Drinkin' water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl
Yeah
At your wedding, girl