An Elegant Solution To A Universal Problem

Everything is cooked
It's a flaming catastrophe
Not a single thing is how it's supposed to be
Dead behind the eyes, dead behind the laws
But somehow also crippled with anxiety
So tell me, professor
How can I keep these feelings at bay?
I'm feeling the pressure
There must be some way I can make change

Why not go planet?
That's quite a trip
Maybe I'll try it

Everything is cool
It's a shining utopia
Martian harvest so beautiful and copious
Live a perfect life, live a perfect life
So why do I still feel so fucking anxious? (Ahh!)
Oh, maybe I'm hungry
Maybe I need all the aliens' grain
Feels good to be angry
I just need to vent a bit more pain

Maybe I'll just become
Planetary overlord
I quite like the sound of total dominion
I may have gone overboard
But fuck it, it's all mine now

Clap along if you feel like happiness is to you
Clap along if you feel like being you is the truth
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like you'll die if you don't
Shoo-bi-dee-doo (Ha-ha)

Clap along if you feel like happiness is to you
Clap along if you feel like being you is the truth
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like you'll die if you don't
Shoo-bi-dee-doo
(If people would just know that we're not forced into this in any way
It's, you know, our own choosing to do it
And I'm really happy that
I made this choice
Because there was a lot of things
Kind of working against me not to, I'm sure
I mean
I know there was
People in the world who thought that
I had completely lost my marbles
They're now right)