Auspicious Occasion

FZ: Hello?
FZ: Welcome to Carnegie Hall, ladies and gentlemen. I hate to ask you
This, but if you could just be patient for a couple of minutes while
We tune up the synthesizers, it'll sound better. It says "Uncle Meat
" Thank you for this. Ready? Alright. Contrary to the way we normally
Run our program—can you put a little bit more of my microphone in
This monitor, please? (Talk talk) Talk talk. Hello? Ordinarily, when
We start up a show, we start off with something real zippy and snazzy
So that you get right into it, you know? But, I think this evening
Because this is such an auspicious occasion—the desecration of
Carnegie Hall itself—that we are actually going to deviate from our
Format, ladies and gentlemen. Now, some of you might find this a
Little bit too deviated. However, the first selection that we are
Going to perform is a new piece. It's receiving its New York premiere
At this time, and it's, uh—you may think it's shitty when you hear
It. What are you clapping for now? Well, it's nice to know you're on
Our side. Just send those groovy vibes right on up here to the stage
Just blow 'em right on up here. Now listen: the reason why some of
You might find this a little bit too
Devious is because it's in German