Bitch Went Nutz

[00:09.79] I took her with me
[00:10.43] To the Christmas office party, mistake
[00:18.67] She did a line and started
[00:19.76] Spouting all her liberal garbage
[00:22.45] Bro, I'm so ashamed
[00:27.93] I never heard such shit in all my life
[00:32.75] I hoped one day to mold you
[00:34.74] Into the perfect wife
[00:37.20] But you blew my hopes sky high
[00:40.96] The bitch went nutz
[00:43.67] Started talking about politics
[00:46.01] In front of all my bosses
[00:48.38] Bullshit from the Internet
[00:50.05] The bitch went nutz
[00:52.81] I'll never be a partner at this rate
[00:55.53] Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr as my date
[00:59.31] Oh no, oh no, no, oh
[01:18.87] It took me and a couple of men to restrain her
[01:22.39] You should've seen her
[01:28.09] When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's
[01:31.09] Brand new Beamer
[01:37.32] She called us biggets with her fist in the air
[01:41.83] And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
[01:46.58] Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
[01:50.25] The bitch went nutz
[01:52.84] Started talking about vegetables
[01:55.20] To the wives of all my coworkers
[01:57.59] Yeah, cruelty to animals
[01:59.42] She thinks because she reads books
[02:02.98] She must be smarter
[02:04.25] But now when I close my eyes
[02:06.32] I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
[02:08.71] Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
[02:32.82] Couldn't you have just nodded and smile
[02:36.49] From nine to twelve pm
[02:39.27] Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
[02:42.65] To all my bosses and all my friends?
[02:48.04] The bitch went nutz
[02:50.71] Started putting down the Christians
[02:53.15] And all about what the white man
[02:55.60] Did to the Indians
[02:57.38] How could I know that she never done blow before?
[03:02.46] She shouted, fuck Dick Cheney
[03:04.58] And then she puked on the Franklin's floor
[03:06.54] Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
[03:33.28] Oh no, no, oh no, oh right
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