Venus

[00:14.23] Society says fall in love
[00:17.42] With some guy from chemistry class
[00:20.90] He'll be smart, cute, funny and nice
[00:23.90] And he'll love me for who I am
[00:28.26] And when I walk down the aisle
[00:31.45] In my beautiful white dress
[00:35.23] I'll see him smiling at me
[00:38.82] More genuine than anyone else
[00:42.33] But I can't seem to find him
[00:45.91] Hidden behind all these jerks
[00:49.42] So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[00:53.06] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[00:56.51] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[01:00.05] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[01:03.59] I know it seems totally odd
[01:07.09] But trust me I can explain
[01:10.63] Humans have their little flaws
[01:13.94] Like ruining our world
[01:17.69] You get to know him and then
[01:21.19] He'll say something really dumb
[01:24.42] Like "Man that's so autistic"
[01:27.97] Or "What the hell was she wearing?"
[01:31.91] But he never says any of that
[01:35.38] Unlike all these human jerks
[01:38.51] So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[01:42.38] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[01:45.89] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[01:49.41] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[01:53.09] He's gentle and he saves me from all the flies
[01:56.93] And he keeps my secrets
[01:59.81] All he wants is water and my love
[02:03.26] Unlike all these needy men
[02:06.90] I love his special shade of green
[02:10.43] 'Cause it complements my hair
[02:13.78] I love my beloved soul mate
[02:16.99] And I'll love him forever more
[02:21.18] My love
[02:22.71] My heart
[02:24.15] My carnivorous plant
[02:28.37] So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:31.86] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:35.41] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:38.85] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:42.46] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:45.95] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:49.57] I'll marry my carnivorous plant
[02:53.06] I'll marry my carnivorous plant