Please Be Gentle with Me

Please be gentle with me
Cos I've been on a long, hard losing streak
And I've been down in the dumps
I've been well and truly humped
And my clothes don't seem to fit
Yes, my haircut's looking shhhh...

Please be gentle with me
Yes my singing has gone flat out of key
Oh I've been down in the bin
Crawled back out and back in again
And my clothes don't seem to fit
Yes my haircut's looking...

I say to myself
Have I been cursed?
Things are bad
Can they get worse?

Please be gentle with me
Yes, my backside is hanging out in the breeze
Oh I've been down in the dumps
I've been well and truly humped
And my clothes don't seem to fit
Yes, my haircut's looking

I say to myself
Have I been cursed?
Things are bad
Can they get worse?

Please be gentle with me