2024 XXL GORDON FREEMAN FREESTYLE (feat. Newell The Creator & NastyTrask)

Hey, hey, hey
I'm playing Half-Life 3
And I'm looking for the crowbar
But there ain't no one
And I'm fighting the Combine again
Like it's 2004
Ion remember where I was
I wasn't even born
I was playing Half-Life
On the computer before the great sperm race
I was- in the root canal
Fighting Metro Cops like it's 2004
Half-Life 2 is 20 years old
This could signify
That Half-Life 3 is on its way soon
For the 20th anniversary
Sources say an announcement could be revealed soon
On the 20th anniversary
I'm not sure though
I don't really trust it
I'm whacking these Combines like I'm whacking my cock
Feeling the mud like a sock
My cum is dripping a lot out of my cocks
Ahah ahah
Where's Half-Life 3?!
It's been 20 fucking years
Augh
Yo main bitch is giving me head
I think she a headcrab
This supposed to be a freestyle
But I can't think of nun
Non puoi fottere con me
Se no la tua vita diventa half
E non intendo il tizio di Pikmin
Fra intendo proprio a metà
Ti taglio perpendicolarmente
Ma solamente con una crowbar
Questa parte non fitta sul beat
Ma non me ne frega un cazzo
Tu parli, parli, parli
Ma il tuo ragazzo mi sta sopra il cazzo
Mi sento come Gordon Freeman
Uccido fascisti con una crowbar
Tu parli, parli, parli
Ma ho visto tua madre su PornHub
Valve per favore rilascia Half-Life 3, ti prego
Ho bisogno di altri contenuti di Half-Life per favore