The Royal Fuckup

Sometimes people can't see certain things
Apart from when they're looking down at you
Don't it make you well pissed?
It is easier for them to make their judgments in advance
They're not for you, not really what you wished for
And in the rain, you are the same
You both are wet and cold again
And you're both just girls, and you can multitask and stuff
And sometimes people find it hard to mingle with the different folk
They lock their doors, living with opinions is tough

You're just an idea that your parents had one day
You're just an idea that your parents had one day
And being here might make you happy
Being here might make you sad
But it's still a damn good idea that your parents had

Passing on this fictitious divinity to all their kids
And their kids' kids, and it will never end
And I'm still working out which Sugababes
The most pretty out of all of them
And then I work it out again
Because they are attractive young ladies
Admit I copy their CDs, but I like track ten
Juggling their heritage with single-bedroom families with one toilet
Don't it get on your nerves?
And we don't live in the capital
So all we do is have sex with our relatives
We get what we deserve

You're just an idea that your parents had one day
You're just an idea that your parents had one day
And being here might make you happy
Being here might make you sad
But it's still a damn good idea that your parents had

Maybe if we all did as Her Majesty
We all would die of being bored, our bones would seize up
Public places act as waiting rooms
'Til we can get to where we really are, and then you get beat up
Brushing shoulders with a stranger
Has become less frequent now as time goes on
'Cause I might have scabies (That was pretty bad)
Who has made these lines across
The seating plan of life? Because it wasn't us
We were all just babies
Now we're just annoying roommates
Sharing one big lump of planet every day
And it is getting harder every second
Just to say what we would like, even if it isn't right
And this is all our land
And people cannot look at you, relate to anything you do
They nod their heads, pretend they understand
Well, the fat man might not be a pig
But that female judge has a stupid wig
And they've never met, but they think alike
Hello the '40s, here I come
'Cause I would rather be a bum back then than now
I think it sounds alright
We're nothing that we need to be
So down that whiskey like it's tea with vodka in
And get yourself to sleep
This will make itself much worse
As generations learn the way their parents were
'Cause words are what you keep
The only girl I ever loved took twenty minutes to download
But she was worth the wait, she never moves
If life's a fight with baseball bats and handbag slappings
I know that we'd all just fall, we'd always lose

And being here might make you happy
Being here might make you sad
But it's still a damn good idea that your parents had

Lecherous
Three blind mice, three blind mice
Hello?
See how they run
Hello, yoo-hoo
See how they
Yoo-hoo, you there
Yes, yes, what?
Yeah, I think if you, if you can get a
Stick and put it under my tu— my tunic
With a sprinkle of luck and some elbow
Grease, you'll be able to lever me out
Alright then
Yeah, I haven't eaten in weeks, so I'm down to twelve stone
Wow
Yeah
So how have you, how have you been, then?
Not bad
Good, good
That's not good, oh, wait, look, look, look
There's a rake over there, grab that rake
Where, where, where? I can't see a rake anywhere, where is it?
There's a rake right behind you
Oh, yeah, leaning against that fence, I got it
That's it
Alright, okay
God, I can't wait to start helping people again
Oh, I bet
What do you need?