Keep It Gay
π΅ 2026 characters
β±οΈ 5:51 duration
π ID: 24013342
π Lyrics
ROGER: The theatre's so obsessed
With drama so depressed
It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more... what's the word...?
LEO: Gay?
ROGER: Exactly.
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright,
Keep it gay
Whether it's murder, mayhem, or rage
Don't complain, it's a pain,
Keep it gay
CARMEN: People want laughter when they see a show
The last thing they're after's a litany of woe
CARMEN + ROGER: A happy ending will pep up your play
ROGER: Oedipus won't bomb
CARMEN: If he ends up with mom
ROGER + CARMEN: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
BRYAN: Keep it glad, keep it mad,
Keep it gay
KEVIN: Keep it happy, keep it snappy,
Keep it gay
BRYAN + KEVIN: We're clever, creative
It's our job to see
That everything's perfect for Mr. De Bris
SHIRLEY: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
PRODUCTION TEAM: Hmmmm...
CARMEN + PRODUCTION TEAM: Tony Tony Tony
Tony Tony...
CARMEN: Roger De Bris presents history
Roger De Bris presents history
ROGER: I... see... a...
Line of beautiful girls
Dressed as storm troopers, each one a gem
With leather boots and whips on their hips
It's risquΓ©, dare I say, S&M.
PRODUCTION TEAM: Love it!
ROGER: I see German soldiers dancing through France
Played by boys in very tight pants
And wait! There's more...
They win the war!
And the dance as they do will be daring and new
Turn, turn, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn,
1, 2, 3, kick, turn
Keep it sassy! Keep it brassy!
Keep it...
I'll do it!
CARMEN + ROGER + TEAM: If at the end
You want then to cheer
Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
Whether it's Hamlet, Othello, or Lear
Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
CARMEN: Comedy's joyous, a constant delight
Dramas annoy us
ROGER + CARMEN: And ruin our night
ROGER + CARMEN + TEAM: So keep your Strindbergs
And Ibsens at bay
ROGER: I'll sign...
KEVIN: Sign...
BRYAN: Sign...
SCOTT: Sign...
CARMEN: Sign...
SHIRLEY: Sign...
MAX + LEO: Sign...
ROGER: Roger Elizabeth De Bris!
ALL: Keep it gay...!
With drama so depressed
It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more... what's the word...?
LEO: Gay?
ROGER: Exactly.
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright,
Keep it gay
Whether it's murder, mayhem, or rage
Don't complain, it's a pain,
Keep it gay
CARMEN: People want laughter when they see a show
The last thing they're after's a litany of woe
CARMEN + ROGER: A happy ending will pep up your play
ROGER: Oedipus won't bomb
CARMEN: If he ends up with mom
ROGER + CARMEN: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
BRYAN: Keep it glad, keep it mad,
Keep it gay
KEVIN: Keep it happy, keep it snappy,
Keep it gay
BRYAN + KEVIN: We're clever, creative
It's our job to see
That everything's perfect for Mr. De Bris
SHIRLEY: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
PRODUCTION TEAM: Hmmmm...
CARMEN + PRODUCTION TEAM: Tony Tony Tony
Tony Tony...
CARMEN: Roger De Bris presents history
Roger De Bris presents history
ROGER: I... see... a...
Line of beautiful girls
Dressed as storm troopers, each one a gem
With leather boots and whips on their hips
It's risquΓ©, dare I say, S&M.
PRODUCTION TEAM: Love it!
ROGER: I see German soldiers dancing through France
Played by boys in very tight pants
And wait! There's more...
They win the war!
And the dance as they do will be daring and new
Turn, turn, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn,
1, 2, 3, kick, turn
Keep it sassy! Keep it brassy!
Keep it...
I'll do it!
CARMEN + ROGER + TEAM: If at the end
You want then to cheer
Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
Whether it's Hamlet, Othello, or Lear
Keep it gay, keep it gay,
Keep it gay
CARMEN: Comedy's joyous, a constant delight
Dramas annoy us
ROGER + CARMEN: And ruin our night
ROGER + CARMEN + TEAM: So keep your Strindbergs
And Ibsens at bay
ROGER: I'll sign...
KEVIN: Sign...
BRYAN: Sign...
SCOTT: Sign...
CARMEN: Sign...
SHIRLEY: Sign...
MAX + LEO: Sign...
ROGER: Roger Elizabeth De Bris!
ALL: Keep it gay...!
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.62] ROGER: The theatre's so obsessed
[00:18.79] With drama so depressed
[00:20.27] It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
[00:23.75] Shows should be more pretty
[00:25.14] Shows should be more witty
[00:26.91] Shows should be more... what's the word...?
[00:30.95] LEO: Gay?
[00:32.40] ROGER: Exactly.
[00:34.78] No matter what you do on the stage
[00:38.06] Keep it light, keep it bright,
[00:41.28] Keep it gay
[00:42.04] Whether it's murder, mayhem, or rage
[00:45.88] Don't complain, it's a pain,
[00:47.82] Keep it gay
[00:49.95] CARMEN: People want laughter when they see a show
[00:53.46] The last thing they're after's a litany of woe
[00:57.21] CARMEN + ROGER: A happy ending will pep up your play
[01:00.95] ROGER: Oedipus won't bomb
[01:02.85] CARMEN: If he ends up with mom
[01:04.84] ROGER + CARMEN: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[01:07.38] Keep it gay
[01:37.74] BRYAN: Keep it glad, keep it mad,
[01:39.99] Keep it gay
[01:45.12] KEVIN: Keep it happy, keep it snappy,
[01:47.24] Keep it gay
[01:49.88] BRYAN + KEVIN: We're clever, creative
[01:51.65] It's our job to see
[01:53.43] That everything's perfect for Mr. De Bris
[02:16.33] SHIRLEY: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[02:20.08] Keep it gay
[02:58.85] PRODUCTION TEAM: Hmmmm...
[03:01.35] CARMEN + PRODUCTION TEAM: Tony Tony Tony
[03:03.37] Tony Tony...
[03:14.52] CARMEN: Roger De Bris presents history
[03:23.91] Roger De Bris presents history
[03:32.81] ROGER: I... see... a...
[03:38.24] Line of beautiful girls
[03:43.56] Dressed as storm troopers, each one a gem
[03:46.72] With leather boots and whips on their hips
[03:49.82] It's risquΓ©, dare I say, S&M.
[03:52.63] PRODUCTION TEAM: Love it!
[03:53.31] ROGER: I see German soldiers dancing through France
[03:56.37] Played by boys in very tight pants
[03:59.32] And wait! There's more...
[04:00.43] They win the war!
[04:02.33] And the dance as they do will be daring and new
[04:05.48] Turn, turn, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn,
[04:07.45] 1, 2, 3, kick, turn
[04:08.79] Keep it sassy! Keep it brassy!
[04:09.14] Keep it...
[04:28.19] I'll do it!
[04:35.07] CARMEN + ROGER + TEAM: If at the end
[04:36.78] You want then to cheer
[04:37.88] Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[04:39.60] Keep it gay
[04:41.13] Whether it's Hamlet, Othello, or Lear
[04:44.17] Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[04:46.16] Keep it gay
[04:47.77] CARMEN: Comedy's joyous, a constant delight
[04:50.81] Dramas annoy us
[04:52.54] ROGER + CARMEN: And ruin our night
[04:53.73] ROGER + CARMEN + TEAM: So keep your Strindbergs
[04:55.67] And Ibsens at bay
[04:57.11] ROGER: I'll sign...
[04:58.75] KEVIN: Sign...
[04:59.38] BRYAN: Sign...
[05:00.03] SCOTT: Sign...
[05:00.79] CARMEN: Sign...
[05:01.45] SHIRLEY: Sign...
[05:02.16] MAX + LEO: Sign...
[05:03.71] ROGER: Roger Elizabeth De Bris!
[05:06.28] ALL: Keep it gay...!
[05:48.67]
[00:18.79] With drama so depressed
[00:20.27] It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
[00:23.75] Shows should be more pretty
[00:25.14] Shows should be more witty
[00:26.91] Shows should be more... what's the word...?
[00:30.95] LEO: Gay?
[00:32.40] ROGER: Exactly.
[00:34.78] No matter what you do on the stage
[00:38.06] Keep it light, keep it bright,
[00:41.28] Keep it gay
[00:42.04] Whether it's murder, mayhem, or rage
[00:45.88] Don't complain, it's a pain,
[00:47.82] Keep it gay
[00:49.95] CARMEN: People want laughter when they see a show
[00:53.46] The last thing they're after's a litany of woe
[00:57.21] CARMEN + ROGER: A happy ending will pep up your play
[01:00.95] ROGER: Oedipus won't bomb
[01:02.85] CARMEN: If he ends up with mom
[01:04.84] ROGER + CARMEN: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[01:07.38] Keep it gay
[01:37.74] BRYAN: Keep it glad, keep it mad,
[01:39.99] Keep it gay
[01:45.12] KEVIN: Keep it happy, keep it snappy,
[01:47.24] Keep it gay
[01:49.88] BRYAN + KEVIN: We're clever, creative
[01:51.65] It's our job to see
[01:53.43] That everything's perfect for Mr. De Bris
[02:16.33] SHIRLEY: Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[02:20.08] Keep it gay
[02:58.85] PRODUCTION TEAM: Hmmmm...
[03:01.35] CARMEN + PRODUCTION TEAM: Tony Tony Tony
[03:03.37] Tony Tony...
[03:14.52] CARMEN: Roger De Bris presents history
[03:23.91] Roger De Bris presents history
[03:32.81] ROGER: I... see... a...
[03:38.24] Line of beautiful girls
[03:43.56] Dressed as storm troopers, each one a gem
[03:46.72] With leather boots and whips on their hips
[03:49.82] It's risquΓ©, dare I say, S&M.
[03:52.63] PRODUCTION TEAM: Love it!
[03:53.31] ROGER: I see German soldiers dancing through France
[03:56.37] Played by boys in very tight pants
[03:59.32] And wait! There's more...
[04:00.43] They win the war!
[04:02.33] And the dance as they do will be daring and new
[04:05.48] Turn, turn, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn,
[04:07.45] 1, 2, 3, kick, turn
[04:08.79] Keep it sassy! Keep it brassy!
[04:09.14] Keep it...
[04:28.19] I'll do it!
[04:35.07] CARMEN + ROGER + TEAM: If at the end
[04:36.78] You want then to cheer
[04:37.88] Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[04:39.60] Keep it gay
[04:41.13] Whether it's Hamlet, Othello, or Lear
[04:44.17] Keep it gay, keep it gay,
[04:46.16] Keep it gay
[04:47.77] CARMEN: Comedy's joyous, a constant delight
[04:50.81] Dramas annoy us
[04:52.54] ROGER + CARMEN: And ruin our night
[04:53.73] ROGER + CARMEN + TEAM: So keep your Strindbergs
[04:55.67] And Ibsens at bay
[04:57.11] ROGER: I'll sign...
[04:58.75] KEVIN: Sign...
[04:59.38] BRYAN: Sign...
[05:00.03] SCOTT: Sign...
[05:00.79] CARMEN: Sign...
[05:01.45] SHIRLEY: Sign...
[05:02.16] MAX + LEO: Sign...
[05:03.71] ROGER: Roger Elizabeth De Bris!
[05:06.28] ALL: Keep it gay...!
[05:48.67]