Generic Christmas Pop Song

Sleigh me
Christmas caroling down the boulevard
Flashy lights, snowman in the yard
Late to send out their Christmas cards
Chode Team Six
And ten hot chicks
Making their way through
Their carol list
Harmonizing with perfect pitch
Pretzel sticks, chocolate dipped
Enchanted night, make a wish
Gingerbread houses covered in glaze
Christmas will be here in just a day
Saint Nick, send some magic this way
Eat too much candy, get tooth decay
Presents on the sleigh
Time to celebrate
Claymire slipped while he was walkin
Ice patch, he fell on his coccyx
Dropped his egg roll and his chopsticks
Now he's famous, streaming on twitch
Sued the city for malpractice
He gon make over six figs
Hope he doesn't run for politics
Gingerbread houses covered in glaze
Christmas will be here in just a day
Saint Nick is sending some magic this way
Eat too much candy, you'll get tooth decay
Presents on the sleigh
Time to celebrate
The dog dressed up as Santa's elf
Decorations on the book shelves
Cocoa in the air, great smell
Cat ate the tinsel, that's swell
I peeked at the presents, don't tell
Family's snowed in, oh well
Gingerbread houses covered in glaze
Christmas will be here in just a day
Saint Nick is sending some magic this way
Eat too much candy, you'll get tooth decay
Presents on the sleigh
Time to celebrate
Gingerbread houses covered in glaze
Christmas will be here in just a day
Saint Nick is sending some magic this way
Eat too much candy, you'll get tooth decay
Presents on the sleigh
Time to celebrate