Everybody Farts (Extended Version)
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⏱️ 3:57 duration
🆔 ID: 24040517
📜 Lyrics
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
I’m farting in the morning time
I’m farting when the night time comes
I’m farting in the pouring rain
And I’m farting in the sun
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
If you have a fart you can hold
Hold on, hold on, hold on
To let it go would be a sin
Well, you could leave the room so fast
So your friends won’t breathe it in
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
They say who smelt it dealt it
Whoever did the rhyme did the crime
But that’s not really true
No it’s not, it’s not true at all
Even without eating black beans
Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks
They come out of me and you
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Where do they come from these smells from behind
From the air we swallow and the food that we eat
When we eat food it is digested into our intestines
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life
When this happens nitrogen
Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside
They have to come out ‘cause they must be free, ya mon
Your mommy farts
Your daddy farts
Your brother farts
Your sister farts
Even all the people on your streets make a fart
Everybody needs to fart every single day
If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain
Dogs they fart
Cats they fart
Cows that eat the grass, they fart
Zebras fart
Camels fart
As termites eat your house they fart
Farting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be
If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
I’m farting in the morning time
I’m farting when the night time comes
I’m farting in the pouring rain
And I’m farting in the sun
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
If you have a fart you can hold
Hold on, hold on, hold on
To let it go would be a sin
Well, you could leave the room so fast
So your friends won’t breathe it in
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
They say who smelt it dealt it
Whoever did the rhyme did the crime
But that’s not really true
No it’s not, it’s not true at all
Even without eating black beans
Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks
They come out of me and you
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Where do they come from these smells from behind
From the air we swallow and the food that we eat
When we eat food it is digested into our intestines
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life
When this happens nitrogen
Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside
They have to come out ‘cause they must be free, ya mon
Your mommy farts
Your daddy farts
Your brother farts
Your sister farts
Even all the people on your streets make a fart
Everybody needs to fart every single day
If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain
Dogs they fart
Cats they fart
Cows that eat the grass, they fart
Zebras fart
Camels fart
As termites eat your house they fart
Farting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be
If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.10] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:08.82] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:15.41] I’m farting in the morning time
[00:22.02] I’m farting when the night time comes
[00:28.71] I’m farting in the pouring rain
[00:35.74] And I’m farting in the sun
[00:43.09] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:49.94] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:56.14] If you have a fart you can hold
[01:00.13] Hold on, hold on, hold on
[01:03.02] To let it go would be a sin
[01:09.82] Well, you could leave the room so fast
[01:16.83] So your friends won’t breathe it in
[01:24.17] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[01:31.06] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[01:37.14] They say who smelt it dealt it
[01:40.74] Whoever did the rhyme did the crime
[01:44.42] But that’s not really true
[01:46.93] No it’s not, it’s not true at all
[01:51.00] Even without eating black beans
[01:54.22] Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks
[01:57.86] They come out of me and you
[02:05.37] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[02:12.22] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[02:21.18] Where do they come from these smells from behind
[02:23.14] From the air we swallow and the food that we eat
[02:26.68] When we eat food it is digested into our intestines
[02:30.14] It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life
[02:34.97] When this happens nitrogen
[02:36.89] Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside
[02:41.04] They have to come out ‘cause they must be free, ya mon
[02:44.77] Your mommy farts
[02:45.59] Your daddy farts
[02:46.42] Your brother farts
[02:47.34] Your sister farts
[02:48.17] Even all the people on your streets make a fart
[02:51.68] Everybody needs to fart every single day
[02:55.10] If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain
[02:58.56] Dogs they fart
[02:59.38] Cats they fart
[03:00.25] Cows that eat the grass, they fart
[03:01.98] Zebras fart
[03:02.81] Camels fart
[03:03.59] As termites eat your house they fart
[03:05.40] Farting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be
[03:08.85] If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me
[03:13.97] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:20.82] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:27.57] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:34.50] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:41.30] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:48.22] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:08.82] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:15.41] I’m farting in the morning time
[00:22.02] I’m farting when the night time comes
[00:28.71] I’m farting in the pouring rain
[00:35.74] And I’m farting in the sun
[00:43.09] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:49.94] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[00:56.14] If you have a fart you can hold
[01:00.13] Hold on, hold on, hold on
[01:03.02] To let it go would be a sin
[01:09.82] Well, you could leave the room so fast
[01:16.83] So your friends won’t breathe it in
[01:24.17] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[01:31.06] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[01:37.14] They say who smelt it dealt it
[01:40.74] Whoever did the rhyme did the crime
[01:44.42] But that’s not really true
[01:46.93] No it’s not, it’s not true at all
[01:51.00] Even without eating black beans
[01:54.22] Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks
[01:57.86] They come out of me and you
[02:05.37] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[02:12.22] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[02:21.18] Where do they come from these smells from behind
[02:23.14] From the air we swallow and the food that we eat
[02:26.68] When we eat food it is digested into our intestines
[02:30.14] It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life
[02:34.97] When this happens nitrogen
[02:36.89] Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside
[02:41.04] They have to come out ‘cause they must be free, ya mon
[02:44.77] Your mommy farts
[02:45.59] Your daddy farts
[02:46.42] Your brother farts
[02:47.34] Your sister farts
[02:48.17] Even all the people on your streets make a fart
[02:51.68] Everybody needs to fart every single day
[02:55.10] If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain
[02:58.56] Dogs they fart
[02:59.38] Cats they fart
[03:00.25] Cows that eat the grass, they fart
[03:01.98] Zebras fart
[03:02.81] Camels fart
[03:03.59] As termites eat your house they fart
[03:05.40] Farting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be
[03:08.85] If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me
[03:13.97] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:20.82] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:27.57] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:34.50] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:41.30] Everybody farts, everybody farts
[03:48.22] Everybody farts, everybody farts